Ghost Variety

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Top 10 “Hey Meta” Commands While Shopping the World of Disney at Downtown Disney:

🔟 “Hey Meta, confirm this is Downtown Disney and not a pumpkin patch with a cash register.”

9️⃣ “Hey Meta, the trick-or-treat display is huge and not for sale. That’s the spirit of the season.”

🎱 “Hey Meta, $69.99 for a Haunted Mansion cardigan. Online it’s 40% off. That’s a jump scare.”

7️⃣ “Hey Meta, women’s only. The ghosts are picky about the fit.”

6️⃣ “Hey Meta, the pumpkins are decorative. The cardigan is not.”

5️⃣ “Hey Meta, 40% off online and full price in the store. Disney calls that the queue.”

4️⃣ “Hey Meta, Haunted Mansion on the sweater and the price tag still has a heartbeat.”

3️⃣ “Hey Meta, how many ‘I love its’ until someone asks if we want it shipped.”

2️⃣ “Hey Meta, remind me people used to wait until after Halloween.”

And the number one “Hey Meta” command while shopping the World of Disney at Downtown Disney…

1️⃣ “Hey Meta, check online.”