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doobielovesmj

My favorite is the “are you open and taking haircuts today”😩

alxndrlmc

I saw you're fully booked online today, can I book in for 4pm today? 🤦‍♂️

wildflowers.88

“Well what’s your name? I’ll request you when I come in.” Me: “you don’t even know me and you want to request me? You don’t even know if I can cut hair well or whether I’m fresh out of school or not.” Guy:” that’s ok I’ll try you out!” lol 🤦‍♂️ out of all people that call in asking for the “best barber” and then assuming because I’m a voice on the phone answering their questions means I must be the best barber….needless to say this one in particular DID actually request me when he came in😂 Jokes on me, he saw through my charade lol

bigel_me

You forgot about the call: — Can I speak to the owner ? Where is he ? When he’s gonna be back ? What’s his name ? Can I have his personal phone number, so I can reach out to him ?

lovestruck.hair

I love when they look online to see my soonest availability and then call me to see if that's accurate or not

trashcatss

"What haircut do you think would look good on me?"

moshpit_barber

Love when people hit me with the STUPIDITY 😍

lvlariex

No joke, I got a call asking if we do nails…. I work at great clips. 💀💀

tkdparks

Are you going to be busy in 3 hours, me:: hold on let me look in my crystal ball.

jburdie

tam_di_hamil

I’ll be quick I just need a quick cleanup. (actually needs an entire haircut fade and the pickiest person ever)

jaymiebrianne

“Do yall do fades there?” “Anyone know how to use a straight razor?” “Can you take a walkin? I’ll be there in an hour” “how much is it? Oh prices keep going up huh”