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Posted On: October 31st 2026, 10:00 pm
I’ve been a dating coach and matchmaker long enough to tell you that NOTHING in a haunted house could scare me more than the modern dating pool. 💀
I’ve seen women praying for men instead of dating men…
Men looking for Proverbs 31 with an OnlyFans aesthetic…
People publicly begging God for a spouse and privately turning down every introduction…
Women who would rather spend eternity alone than date a man under 6 foot…
And grown adults with a list of requirements longer than the Cheesecake Factory menu who bring approximately three things to the table.
BABY. THE GHOSTS ARE THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS. 👻
At this point, I’m not afraid of haunted houses. I’m afraid of opening my DMs.
Happy Halloween from your favorite matchmaker. 🎃
Which slide personally attacked you? Because I already know somebody’s about to be offended but in a good way! 😂
#LastYearSingle #ModernDating #DatingHumor #DatingCoach #DatingAdvice
I’ve seen women praying for men instead of dating men…
Men looking for Proverbs 31 with an OnlyFans aesthetic…
People publicly begging God for a spouse and privately turning down every introduction…
Women who would rather spend eternity alone than date a man under 6 foot…
And grown adults with a list of requirements longer than the Cheesecake Factory menu who bring approximately three things to the table.
BABY. THE GHOSTS ARE THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS. 👻
At this point, I’m not afraid of haunted houses. I’m afraid of opening my DMs.
Happy Halloween from your favorite matchmaker. 🎃
Which slide personally attacked you? Because I already know somebody’s about to be offended but in a good way! 😂
#LastYearSingle #ModernDating #DatingHumor #DatingCoach #DatingAdvice
Comments (45)
11 hours agobootsandhazel
The last slide reminds me of a an anonymous Reddit person who made comments about 35 is when women are expired and made to be forever single. I don’t believe that at all. Look at Jackie’s posts regarding women and men she’s helped to facilitate a relationship, engagement, marriage. I am in the process of deprogramming from haunted houses but it is going well and I’ll be dating again soon. ❤️ best to all as you start the journey of knowing you are worthy of love, no matter what age or invisible barrier given to you by society!
4 days agonaadodi
How can you be so hilarious and unserious but at the same time so serious! Love your captions and content 😂
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