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👽Shape Shifting Baby Drag Thing from Space? Hell? Under Your Bed? Learned Earth ways from Pop Culture🤡This Bitch SuperFan💫 Spawn of Maron Ett❤️

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Nooooo oneeeee drops me right on my head like Gastonnnnnnnn!

Had some of the most fun of my LIFE last night as the Le Fou to @tort.a.lini as the incredibly sexy Gaston. This duet has been on my dream list for drag since the beginning and it was so much to do for the Queer Villains show at @pansyproductionspresents last night! Tort, my friend, my grandpa thank you for having me to do more fun gay shit with you <3 playing being obsessed with you is the easiest thing.

Ps no drag performers were hurt for this film. Mostly.

Pss getting dropped was part of the plan

#spokanedrag #dragkings
#dragthings
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#disneyvillains by @pettywise69

Oh what a knight!? Had the most incredible time at @medievalmayhem.nw last night! Thank you @pansyproductionspresents for having me as your Jester for the night!! Such a fun vibe! Everyone was having a blast and looked phenomenal!! Can't wait to do it again!

Loved bringing Galavant dreams to life! Special thanks to @maron.ett and @fannydevito._ for throwing my pies at me! And to @electric.photoland for beaming in from the future and capturing so many amazing moments. Like me realizing my jam was on.

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#Galavant by @pettywise69

Yee Fuckin Haw! Yallternative was a rowdy fucking time! I had an absolute BALL bringing my monster daddy, Psycho Goreman to life for some cuntry shenanigans! I fucked up and didnt take a single picture... but you were all spectacular and gorgeous.

Special thank you to @georgemichaelbush666 for being THE hunkiest of boys for my Hunky Boy Two Step and letting me chase you around! And to @polari.noir for handing me my reading material! Thanks @_queerdos_ for having me! I've been looking forward to this show all YEAR! @neato.babybar the coolest ever for letting us all shake our asses in your burrito joint!

#spokanedrag #dragthing #dragmonster #psychogoreman #psychogoremanfanart by @pettywise69

Yeehaw!

As a little treat to entice yall to come to Yallternative I'd like to gift you all with the hilarious footage of me very badly riding a mechanical bull at the fair this weekend!

Thanks @pigeon for capturing this bucket list moment for me <3

No AI here. Really me falling on my face. And loving it. by @pettywise69

Rawr!!! I've been a bit scarce lately but have some exciting stuff happening in September! Been struggling pretty hard with life and happy to get to come have some fun with yall. <3

Here's some mega fun shows where you can find me this month! Come have some faggoty fun! Coming to a storm drain near you!

#spokanedrag by @pettywise69

BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!!!
The Class Pet Reunion Show!
September 4th
6 to 8 pm
@theparkade by @pettywise69

The @thelovers.drag The wedding of my parents!!!!
Omg I'm obsessed with the stunning photos @zachhbraunn captured of this fabulous night. Thanks for sharing your amazing talents with us for the evening <3

It was an absolute honor to perform the wedding for my besties <3 I had the time of my life marrying, killing and eating my brosband @the_scarlett_edge and dancing with Benoit Bones for his debut number. <3

This whole cast was phenomenal and brought their best dark romance to play in the beautiful @theguardianspokane. by @pettywise69

DAVID THIS IS THEM I GOT THEM UP IF YOURE WATCHING LMFAO

clips from the Drag Wedding of Fanny DeVito and Maron Ett by @pettywise69

💜💙 PERFORMER SPOTLIGHT 💙💜

PettyWise is the shape shifting spawn of Maron Ett and Fanny DeVito. Brought to life from a jar of slime, Petty is an explosion of faggotry and clownery you have to see to believe.

#spokanedrag by @pettywise69

by @pettywise69

This weekend was immaculate ❤️❤️ I got to renew my promise to my spouse and change what our original marriage commitments meant to us! I got to have friends put in an emotional, silly, supportive drag show for us! I got to have a first dance with my daughter and spouse. It’s been an incredible experience I wouldn’t change a detail about except having people there who couldn’t make it ❤️
Thank you to those who came yesterday to the renewal itself that were invited and thank you to those who came today to celebrate with breakfast and drag! You all mean so much to me. I’ve cried so much this week I stg my tear ducts are depleted 😅 I couldn’t feel more gratitude than I do right now. by @pettywise69

I LOVE WEDDINGS! DRAG ALL AROUND!
Howdy friends! I am honored beyond words to be a part of this amazing show! Tori was my very first friend in this community. From the moment we met they took me in, introduced me to people, took me to shows, and has been an amazing part of my life ever since. I adore them, their husband, their spawn, their whole family. I am so lucky to be their friend and drag grand kid. They inspire me so so much and I have been working like crazy on some insane shenanigans to show Tori and Troy how much I love them through stupid shit in drag.

If you're free Sunday morning please join us! There will be food, first come first serve so get your asses to the Blue Door Early!!! It's hard out there for us hard working gays and we are not above raiding a buffet as part of a number so... be there at 9:30 when the doors open! Show starts at ten. Oh yeah did I mention this radtastical event is fucking FREE?! THATS RIGHT. PANCAKES AND DRAG FOR FREE? IN THIS ECONOMY?! These two love birds love this drag community so so much they're giving YOU this fantastic gift! It's family friendly so bring the little goblins with you!! Come in your PJs if you want!

Come down, shower us with dollars. Shower them with love. Shower yourself with maple syrup if that's what you're into...for a five I'll shower you in syrup. For any other syrup fantasies dm me ;)

For real though. I love these two a lot. I've got some amazing things planned in homage to the great Tortilini Pop, I know the other performers are ready to knock your socks off! by @pettywise69