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Had an absolute blast at the @vaudevillainsspokane show last night. Thank you so much for the opportunity, I look forward to more adventures with all of you beautiful and magnificent souls and thank you for your kindness and support. It was so much fun learning the ropes while working at the door.

I never remember to take pictures, so here is my shameless bathroom selfie with spiders 'cause this tophat made me feel cool... even though it made my head smell like a baked potato...idk,

Until next time! by @polari.noir

Just a few of the incredible ghosts and ghouls that will be helping out as crew for Saturday’s PEEPSHOW CREEPSHOW at The Guardian!

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These shows couldn’t happen without the help of these specters that lurk behind the scenes! Tickets available at the link in our bio.

@misslinzee.stagekitten
@lovelessduckling
@luna.foxglove
@patty__doll
@floridaman_bq
@kitchy_k
@polari.noir
@mxfelixcited

📍The Guardian, Spokane
🗓️ October 24th, 9:00pm
🎟️ link in bio

#vaudevillainsspokane #horrorburlesque #spokanenightlife #spokaneperformance by @polari.noir

I heard a rumor that Polari eats sparkles for breakfast,

It was an absolute honor to be a part of the AI show with @pansyproductionspresents , good golly there was some incredible looks that night! I adore all of you, thank you for having me.

And thank you to the insanely talented photographer @zachhbraunn who managed to get crystal clear snapshots of this besparkled cryptid outside of his rhinestone castle. You are incredible 🖤🫶🏻🔥

#nsync4eva #eatsparklesandshineallday #rhinestoneaddict #e6000headache by @polari.noir

I am so excited to be a part of this! You should come and be a part of this too! by @polari.noir

by @polari.noir

Nothing is sexier than a pound of raw ground beef left out in the hot sun all day....

We are keeping Spokane gross tonight. Queerdos is roiling in the rancid ranch sauce from last week's frat party.

Is this foreshadowing?

Maybe...

You will just have to be there to see it all for yourself... by @polari.noir

Wrath night was such a liberating experience!

TLDR, my endless gratuities now follow:

Thank you to every beautiful face that came out to see us. Thank you to @mutualaidsurvivalsquad for speaking about M.A.S.S. and how we can all get involved with mutual aid and support for those in need. I encourage everyone to check it out, support, and spread the word.

I am so honored to have been able to share the stage with phenomenal cast that never ever disappoint. You are all what family means to me: positive, uplifting, funny, brave, honest, real af (even when truth can hurt sometimes, I know it comes from a place of love and care), and not to mention always supportive. Special thank you to @viridian_venom, you always encourage me to become limitless with my art. I see you both share your art with us all, and it is so inspiring. @sherri.pop, your bravery is remarkable.

This particular show meant everything to me. It was healing and quite cathartic.

To @georgemichaelbush666, you ate that Fiction song, you always make throwing money around one of the sexiest things ever. @themedza I am still absolutely floored by your performances, remind me to never challenge you to a lipsynch battle. @tsario.bitch , still screaming inside for that act with the bottle of Jack, your rizz broke my camera's autofocus. @misteredacious and @this.bitch.hex, no show is ever complete without you, you bring the energy and fire every single freaking time, uf.you ever want to go roll cars....hmu. @count_gagula , that last performance has stuck with me, wow. Just wow.

Last but certainly not least, thank you to @verminspit for the wonderful photos! I am excited to post them. You have an impeccable eye for catching rare cryptid photos.

Ok I'm done.

For now.

xoxo by @polari.noir

Seems I may have left my modesty at the door for wrath month!

Thanks go to my awesome sexy husband @georgemichaelbush666 for taking one hell of a snapshot of me either 'um(?)dressing', or getting dressed. Rumor has it he shows up to his gigs [redacted] wearing nothing but a ....[wrong answers only]

Together we have seen some serious sh×t in our life but I do not believe either of us saw ourselves living some of our wildest dreams on stage! Love you beeb ♡ by @polari.noir

Celebrating myself and the people who matter most to me today.

Thank you to my wonderful bestie for catching more rare footage of this spokvnt cryptid at the Lady Gaga Ball. Seriously who keeps letting this guy out of his cage?

Ps. hi @godlefteden , you looked so gd beautiful by @polari.noir

Know your Rights~

You have the right not to be killed, murder is a crime~ unless it was done by a police man, or an aristocrat.

You have the right to food money, as long as you dont mind a little investigation, humiliation, and if you are lucky! Rehabilitation.

You I have the right to free speech as long as you are not dumb enough to actually try it....

P.s. really glad this rat a$$ wig I made stayed put. Had a ton of fun at the Eat the Rich show ♡ by @polari.noir

@_queerdos_ is throwing an All Kings show! The king's revue where you will see funky, fresh, freaky, and fabulous kings all night long. by @polari.noir

Happy Pride!

With help from friends and family it was documented that I can be exposed to direct sunlight without bursting into flames. Thank you for your cvntribution to my cryptid x-files, it is absolutely appreciated.

Thank you to all the minds that can make these spectacular events happen. I am so honored to share my pride with you this year.

You all looked so beautiful. And most of all, stay pleasant (someone cool once me told me this).

I love all of you beautiful freaks. by @polari.noir