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Reptile Dude

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The face of Scalez & Tailz—streaming, tank care, reptiles, fish, Ai, art & brand updates. Building the dream in real time.
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GOING LIVE IN 30. New IG RULES😎. Longform content is now appreciated and will be launched soon. See you LIVE 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 by @reptiledudedmv
I put a Zelda controller in front of my regular Switch 2 and called it a vision board. Apparently the universe forwarded my request to a suspicious wizard in a trench coat. 😂🧙‍♂️ Preorders: SOLD OUT. My boy: “I know a bot.” Me: “I’m going to stop asking questions.” 💀 Dream setup secured. Friendship upgraded to LEGENDARY. Financial judgment currently under investigation. 🏆🎮 🚨 I’m STILL looking for the controller and stand combo to complete the set! If you spot one, send me the link. This side quest isn’t finished. 😎 Turned the adventure into a little claymation madness courtesy of @leumasgfx. Another happy client. Suspiciously happy. #Zelda #NintendoSwitch2 #GamingComedy #ObliterationTV #ReptileDudeDMV by @reptiledudedmv
One name. A world of creative possibilities. 🎬✨ Meet SAMUEL GFX—where your idea becomes something you can see, hear, and share. 📸 Photo editing & retouching 🌐 Website design 🎨 YouTube thumbnails & album covers 🎞️ Film storyboards, title cards & end cards 🎵 Music 📽️ Video & animation Launching a business? Dropping a project? Giving your brand a new look? Let’s create something that feels like YOU. Your Brand. Your Idea. Our Vision. 📩 DM @Leumasgfx with your idea. #SamuelGFX #LeumasGFX #CreativeStudio #GraphicDesign #WebsiteDesign by @reptiledudedmv
Five faces. One nightmare. Zero qualified pet sitters. 😂🎃 Count Catula brought the crew—and the axolotl looks WAY too innocent. 🐈‍⬛🐙🐰🐸 A little spooky. A whole lot wild. Happy Halloween from SCALEZ & TAILZ! 👻🍬 Who’s getting your last piece of candy? Drop your favorite below! 👇 🎨 Powered by @leumasgfx 🦎 @reptiledudedmv 🌐 scalezandtailz.com #HappyHalloween #ScalezAndTailz #HalloweenVibes #SpookyCute #AnimalLovers by @reptiledudedmv
Today, even Magneto sets his helmet aside. 💔 Sir Patrick Stewart gave Professor X a warmth that made us believe there was a place for everyone—even those the world didn’t understand. My claymation tribute to a man who brought humanity to extraordinary worlds. Thank you for showing us a better way. Rest peacefully, Professor. 🕊️ #PatrickStewart #ProfessorX #XMen #SGFX by @reptiledudedmv
Your boss gave you a pizza party. We gave your shift a soundtrack. 🍕😂🎶 For everyone who clocks in tired and clocks out still dreaming—this one’s yours. We’re collecting YOUR work stories and turning the everyday madness into records you can relate to, dance to, and laugh through. Drop your wildest “I don’t get paid enough for this” moment. No names or companies—we’re making music, not scheduling an HR meeting. 💀 🎵 Your Shift Has a Soundtrack 🦎 SCALEZ & TAILZ SOUND | @reptiledudedmv #WorkHumor #YourShiftHasASoundtrack #ScalezAndTailzSound #OriginalMusic #WorkplaceComedy by @reptiledudedmv
A 13-year-old with a lizard had no idea where this would lead. 🦎🎨 Reptiles. Fish. Music studios. Graphics. Now, bringing imagination to life with AI. Decades of curiosity in 90 seconds. Welcome to SCALEZ & TAILZ × SAMUEL GFX. What childhood passion are you still chasing? 👇 #CapCut #ScalezAndTailz #SamuelGFX #CreativeJourney #AIAnimation by @reptiledudedmv
LETTTTTTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO EP 300 2NITE FOLLOWS @turbotheceo X @thefinalboss_podcast : 300 episodes. Every one a seed planted. Tonight, we celebrate the harvest. 👑🌾🔥 Congratulations to Turbo and THE FINAL BOSS PODCAST on 300 episodes of vision, dedication, and conversation. We had to bring this milestone to life with a little FINAL BOSS energy! 🎙️✨ 🕘 EPISODE 300 — TONIGHT AT 9 PM ET Salute to everyone who helped build it and everyone tuning in. Cheers to the next 300! 🥂 With respect, SCALEZ & TAILZ × SAMUEL GFX @reptiledudedmv × @leumasgfx #TheFinalBossPodcast #Episode300 #TheHarvest #ScalezAndTailz #SamuelGFX by @reptiledudedmv
My guy @turbotheceo @thefinalboss_podcast : 300 episodes. A whole lot of vision, dedication, and showing up. 👑🎙️ Congratulations to Turbo and The Final Boss Podcast on this incredible milestone! We built this tribute around the Flower of Life interconnected circles representing growth, connection, and the possibilities still ahead. Much respect for the work behind every conversation. Here’s to the legacy you’re building and everyone growing alongside it. 🥂 300 in the books. Cheers to the next 300! 🔥 With respect, SCALEZ & TAILZ × SAMUEL GFX @reptiledudedmv × @leumasgfx #TheFinalBossPodcast #300Episodes #PodcastMilestone #ScalezAndTailz #SamuelGFX by @reptiledudedmv
We didn’t just upgrade the website… we started building a whole new world. 🦎🌿🎮🎨 The Scalez & Tailz storefront has a completely new look—and this is only the beginning. The full Scalez & Tailz digital experience is coming soon. Animals. Aquatics. Conservation. Gaming. Original content. Merch. And a whole lot of imagination connecting it all together. And if you’ve been wondering who’s behind a lot of this visual madness… 👉 Follow @leumasgfx We’re just getting started. 🌐 scalezandtailz.com 🦎 @reptiledudedmv 🎨 Powered by @leumasgfx #ScalezAndTailz #ReptileDudeDMV #LeumasGFX #WebsiteDesign #CreativeDesign by @reptiledudedmv
I sat down to stream. Apparently, my imagination had already booked the room. 😩🎮🌿 A clockwork chameleon opens the show, my gaming setup grows an ecosystem, and an octopus handles the closing credits. Very professional operation we’re running here. This is a little piece of the world I’m building with Scalez & Tailz—where animals, humor, art, and imagination come together to spark curiosity. If you’d like to see that world grow, follow @reptiledudedmv. You’re catching the beginning. 🦎 Imagination doesn’t have a loading screen. Powered by @leumasgfx #ScalezAndTailz #ConservationImagination #ReptileDudeDMV #AIAnimation #WorldBuilding by @reptiledudedmv
Going Live on tik tok, twitch, kick, and YouTube in 30 by @reptiledudedmv

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