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A night filled with laughs, funny rhymes & good times
🎤24/4/26
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@ampstudiosoldkentroad

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Our final headliner only felt right for our Vaulty Towers Keytar carnage is the LEGEND @jamiekmerrick 🕺🏻✨

Jamie Merrick came out as a poet aged 27 and has been riddled with rhymes since then. In the past 10 years he’s Lime-biked from Homerton to Hoxton, spewing his words on post-sesh depresh & bland one night stands. He featured on Sky Arts’ ‘Life & Rhymes’ - making sure it didn’t win the BAFTA it was nominated for. His poems won’t change your life, but they might make you change your trousers.

Make sure to join us June 10th @vaultytowersuk ticket link in bio

#comedy #poetry #funnyrhymes #comedicpoetry by @rhymesandstitches

Our first headliner for our Keytar edition is only the magical @thirstypoems ✨🕺🏻

Miranda is a writer from London whose work explores the intersection of contemporary culture and identity. She is a London Writers Awards awardee and received a scholarship to study with Curtis Brown Creative. She was mentored by Julia Armfield and is working towards the publication her first novel. Her poems feature in the recently published anthology Between Queer Teeth.

Make sure to grab your ticket from the link in our bio cos this is gonna be craaaaazy goood 🕺🏻✨

#londonspokenword #comedy #funnyrhymes #comedicpoetry by @rhymesandstitches

WERE BACK (again) BEBE✨✨✨

We’re so sorry to those that were excited for our last event BUT we come back with even bigger plans…

Rhymes & Stitches - Keytar Edition at the infamous @vaultytowersuk 10 open mics, 2 JOKES poets, 1 Improv Keytar, PLUS some surprise audience participation… yes it is going to be completely batshit. 🕺🏻✨

Tickets are now live in the link in our bio and make sure you grab yours NOW and keep your eyes peeled for who our headliners will be👀

#comedicpoetry #spokenword #funnyrhymes #comedy #poetry by @rhymesandstitches

Just because @kofi_achina is tall doesn’t mean he can do everything fyi

#rhymesandstitches #london #spokenword #comedicpoetry by @rhymesandstitches

@itsjennolan gave us a lesson into spirituality at our last event…namaste?👀

If you wanna catch some more jokes and good times, make sure to grab a ticket for our next event in the link in our bio x

#comedy #standup #funnyrhymes #rhymesandstitches by @rhymesandstitches

The trials and tribs single folk go through @brumble_hag at our last event at AMP✨🕺🏻

#rhymesandstitches #comedy #standup #funnyrhymes by @rhymesandstitches

Couldn’t have said it better 🤷

#rhymesandstitches #spokenword #poetry #funnyrhymes by @rhymesandstitches

Who can relate?👀 can always rely on our organiser to throw a spanner in the works 😅

#rhymesandstitches #comedicpoetry #funnyrhymes #spokenword by @rhymesandstitches

What an absolute NIGHT🕺🏻🔥 what a joy it was to come and be with some new and familiar faces❤️ thank you so much to everyone who came down and helped raise money for @sbarks_ top surgery! A huge thank you to our wonderful headliners and our venders who provided ALL the cool services you’d want while laffing and click clicking away.

We’ll be back shortly with an open mic so if you’re wanting to try at some funny rhymes watch this space… x

📸 @tyronelewiscreative

#comedicpoetry #rhymesandstitches #transrights🏳️‍⚧️ by @rhymesandstitches

A lot of you seems to enjoy the unhinged marketing strategy on our stories, so we thought we’d share here for you to laugh on a rainy day. And while you watch and think about how much joy these bring you, why not grab a ticket to our event next Friday? Link in bio.
Trigger warning: lots of eggs. by @rhymesandstitches

Is the thought of another year coming into play making you feel queasy? Don’t stress it, because we are BACK! And with another smashing party to get rid of those new year blues🕺🏻✨

We’ve got funny rhymes, dancing feet, piercings, massage, tattoos, tarot the LOT❤️ PLUS we will be looked after by the legend that is @sbarks_ all night, where also 50% of our profits will go toward their top surgery. Because let’s be honest, tits are well overrated ✨

Ticket link in bio

Friday 30th Jan ‘26 7pm onwards.
@ampstudiosoldkentroad by @rhymesandstitches

RHYMES & STITCHES IS BACK BEBE!!!

We are BACK and in the best way you silly cunts😏💛 We are hosting another incredible R&S PARTY in the new year at an old stomping ground @ampstudiosoldkentroad . We’re talking comedy, poetry, tattoos (again!?), piercings, tooth gems, DJ’s and boogies, tarot readings and many more fun activities to do while having a shit n giggle together🕺🏻✨

This will also be a Rhymes & Stitches special by donating 50% of all profits to @sbarks_ top surgery crowd funder cos tits really aint all that! We will also have donation buckets on site also if you want to give a lil bit more too!

We cannot wait to come back bigger than ever and hope you can come join us for breaking the stigma of spoken word and coming together to have a laugh. 💛🕺🏻

Tickets are on sale NOW for early bird (toot bladdy toot) however, as per our usual policy - if you are really strapped for cash due to the cossie livs STILL cossie living there is a no questions asked free ticket 🎟️

We love you and cant wait to laff and dance together again x

Ticket link in bio by @rhymesandstitches