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Sam Brodnitz

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fitcheck.mp4 by @sam.brodnitz
everybody in da hole by @sam.brodnitz
l i g h t me #funnybone by @sam.brodnitz
Molly is an awesome houseguest #friendship #winenight #fermentation by @sam.brodnitz
go to sleep my little baby "baby" dir, editor: @sam.brodnitz dop: @kyle.bower talent: @tallglass__ofwater @kidthinker music maestro: @dbiddy21 cover inspired by @thehoundthefox by @sam.brodnitz
@d5pictures is now live. Absurdly excited to announce the formation of a new production company with my friends @kyle.bower and @zack_richeimer. Lots more to come. by @sam.brodnitz
My interpretation of what Peter Parker’s high school counselor would say if he called Peter in to talk about Peter’s random absences. Of course, the audience is fully aware of peter’s secret identity—but the counselor is not, making the scene that much more gripping. Good dodge, Peter! by @sam.brodnitz
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I used to have it all: the car, the house, the job. I was the king!! My friends even called me bird guy cause I soared so close to the sun. They didn't mean it literally though. But, I guess like any bird, my wings eventually had to get torched. Now my friends always call me tomatoe head guy cause I'm always putting tomatoes on my head cause I'm sad I lost my car. They don't mean it literally though. by @sam.brodnitz
About a week ago I hacked into the government's mainframe computer. On it I discovered a bunch of coordinates that lead me to a secret military base just south of Cartagena, Columbia. I was immediately captured by the guards, but luckily, I was able to charm one of them into letting me go before the others could interrogate me. Before I left, she gave me a lock of her hair as to make sure I wouldn't forget her. It was a sweet gesture, but I couldn't let it get to me --I had to figure out what the government was hiding. That night, I snuck back into the base and stole the military launch codes. I ran into the guard from before on my way out. We made love that night, but by the morning I was gone. It's been 5 years since that fateful day, and I'm now happily married and a father of 4. Where are the military launch codes you ask? Let's just say the Bank of America in Boise, Idaho is holding on to a lot more than a few dollar bills. by @sam.brodnitz
Owl by @sam.brodnitz
@officialsurvivor_cbs by @sam.brodnitz

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