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Please visualize responsibly. Side effects may include an overwhelming desire to acquire a corgi and put a tiny hat on him. Consult your doctor if visualization persists for more than four hours. by @schlorpygloorp

Jamal… where do I even begin? Just look at him. I mean, how could you not invite such a pure sweet innocent face like that? If he’s not invited, lose my number. Jamal and I are a packaged deal. by @schlorpygloorp

do it. do it right now. piss. piss in your pants. by @schlorpygloorp

You can’t call it a god complex if I’m literally god. Who do you think created the shrimp who fries rice? Explain that! Explain platypuses! Explain why Costco hot dogs are still $1.50 despite inflation! Exactly. Every time someone says “be humble” a raccoon learns how to open a locked trash can. Coincidence? No. I turned the moon on for ambiance and invented sodium chloride because fries looked lonely. Scientists hate me because I keep putting extra bones in fruit for fun. by @schlorpygloorp

Spoilers without spoiling, but Thragg beat those allegations #invincible #thragg by @schlorpygloorp

Happy Valentines Day or whatever I guess 😤🙄 by @schlorpygloorp

Personally, I also choose #thatguyswife by @schlorpygloorp

Truly a masterpiece I’ve stumbled across. Now you all must suffer as I have. #psalm67 by @schlorpygloorp

Unfortunately, I did not get what I wanted for Christmas. #christmasmagic #nukeisrael by @schlorpygloorp

Listen, I saw this and couldn’t resist at all. Love me some German (plus assorted Italian and Japanese) cars

OG VIDEO: @r1motorsport by @schlorpygloorp

fire fyp over here

#brickbybrick by @schlorpygloorp

I receive: Head
You receive: My eternal gratitude and $20 by @schlorpygloorp