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just, just chilling, just chilling drinking soda, just chilling drinking soda and reviewing them, can you dig that SUCKA

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for those that are unaware in addition to soda, hardcore punk, thrash metal, pro wrestling, redheads, lips, hips, blowjobs (do not judge me), redheads, vegan grilled cheese sandwiches, and other vegan treats. I am a huge baseball fan since childhood. I am married to the Atlanta @braves (my former stomping ground before moving to North Carolina, but my mistress team I cheat on them with is the Los Angeles @dodgers.

my long time therapist died at 94 years old 🙁
this man was single handedly (and Clayton Kershaw) the reason the Dodgers are my mistress team while the Braves are my wife. use to listen to the radio stream of every late night Dodgers game I could for years, jokingly referred to listening as talking to my therapist.

RIP to the legend himself @thevinscully at 94 years old. good night sweet prince by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn here. I have decided what goes better with soda reviews than vegan junk food reviews so I will be adding random new things we try like these limited issue @oreo Neapolitan cookies we picked up a couple days ago! will be adding the review on @facebook sometime on Sunday (link in bio!)
#oreo #oreoneapolitanreview #cookiereviews #cookiereview #veganjunkfood #veganjunk #vegansnacks #vegansnack #vegan #vegansnackreviews #vegansnackreview #vegancookies #vegancookie #neapolitanicecream #neopolitanicecream by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn back off his six day @facebook ban. two new @rapsnacksofficial oowee lemonade (featuring @lilbaby) reviews posted now (link in bio)

#rapsnacks #lemonade #sodajerkjohn by @sodajerkjohn

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@sodajerkjohn #sodareviews you may have noticed there have not been any reviews up on the @Facebook (link in bio) for about five days now and have four reviews waiting to post. they are typed up/saved but your humble soda drinker is currently serving a six day banning for sharing a funny story about $tabbing some A-hole on the way to the plea for peace tour to see Cave In, Alkaline Trio and some others,. A @freddurst Durst from @linkinpark look-a-like that roadrag3d and followed them of the HWY up pulled in front of them, stopped then bum-rushed my vehicle trying to punch me through my car window proceeding to get a quick knif4 thrust into their forearm for their troubles.

next in queue is #Hanks #Gourmet #OrangeCreamsoda made with #realcanesugar

#bannedinFB #DCHC #badbrains @badbrainsofficial by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn review on facebook soon for @officialrapsnacks oowee pineapple mango lemonade! featuring @lilbaby by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn review on facebook soon for @officialrapsnacks oowee strawberry watermelon lemonade! featuring @lilbaby by @sodajerkjohn

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Bruce Cost
Pomegranate Hibiscus Ginger Ale review on @facebook tomorrow (link in bio) #sodajerkhjohn #sodareviews #sodarevew #brucecostgingerale #brucecostgingeraleunfiltered #brucecostpomegranategingerale #pomegranate #pomegranates #pomegranatesodapop #pomegranatesodareview #beucecostreview #glassbottlesodareview #glassbottle #barfight #barroombrawl #brawl #stabbystab #stabbymcstabbers on #stabbymcstabbers #brkenbottleandthestabbers by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn Goya Jamaican ginger beer review on facebook soon (link in bio) by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn review #twenty:
@mountaindew Baja Gold

another limited fruit flavor from @pepsico and yet again another winner! released summer of 2022 with @bajablast , Baja Blast Zero Sugar and Baja Mango Gem

full review up now on @facebook
(link in bio) but a small snip of it here:

let us pretend Pineapples have genitals and could achieve orgasms, you decided on a fun vacation to the beach to indulge a few pineapples of the night and milked one directly into your mouth... swallowing it all. this is the flavor. jism of the pineapple gods! by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn review of @mountaindew Overdrive coming tomorrow on @facebook now! (link in bio)

#citrusmountaindew #mountaindewreview #mountaindewoverdrivereview #mountaindewreviews #mountaindew #citruspunchreview #citruspunchsodas #citruspunksoda #mountaindew #mountaindewflavors #newmountaindewflavor #newmopuntaindewflavors #citrus #sodareviews #sodareview #reviews #review #opinions #opinion #sodaopinions #sodaopinion #caseysgeneralstore #caseys #gasstationsoda #gasstation #hawaiinsoda #hawaiin #hawaii #hawaiianpunch by @sodajerkjohn

@sodajerkjohn new reviews likely coming this afternoon or monday cherry @ale8one One and @millstreambrewing Brewery cream soda! one was fantastic the other was decent but a lil disappointing.

stay tuned to see which is which in a battle between Kentucky and Iowa.

leave a comment with your prediction!

#sodajerkjohn #sodareviews #sodareview #millstreambrewery #ale8one #cherryale8onereview #cherryale8one #millstreambrewingcreamsoda #millstreambrewingsoda #cherryale8onesoda #ale8one #ale8onesoda #kentuckysoda #kentucky #ukwildcats #univesritykentuckywildcats #iowa #iowasoda #regional #regionalsodas #iowahawkeyes #iowa #iowaversuskentuckt #iowacyclones #slipknot #slipknormaggots #slipknotmasks #metal #numetalneverdies #numetal by @sodajerkjohn