My man probably thought he dodged a bullet because I don’t have a closet full of designer purses.
Unfortunately, I discovered rare plants. 🌿💀
A purse doesn’t need:
a grow light,
a humidifier,
special dirt,
a moss pole,
fertilizer,
pest control,
a prettier pot because the nursery pot was “ugly,”
AND 14 friends because “plants like a microclimate.”
And then one day you’re spending actual human dollars on a leaf with slightly different coloring.
So technically…
the purse would’ve been cheaper.
Anyway, look at this Albo. 😌🌿
Tag someone whose partner thought plants were going to be the inexpensive hobby. 😂
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Plants in nature VS plants at home.
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🌿 No plants were harmed in the making of this video.
Special thanks to my son for the behind-the-scenes save! 🙌
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Me: “I’m just passing by the garden center.” 👀🌿
Also me 5 minutes later: 💳✨🛒🌸🌼🌿
Not sure how it happened, but since we’re here… I guess they’re all coming home with me. 😂
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The important thing is that everyone in this room agrees with me. 😂🌿
300+ plants and not a single one thinks I have a problem.
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Yup.. I let my intrusive thoughts and OCD win all the time 😅🤣 You won’t see crusties in this household LOL #planthumor #plants #plantcollection #monstera #petioles
PSA: Zola is supervised around my plants and is perfectly fine. 💚 Monstera isn’t considered bird-safe for chewing, so no, we don’t let her snack on it. 🌿😂
Apparently my rare plant collection is just Zola’s personal salad bar. 😭🌿
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Tag a friend who is DEFINITELY The Overcarer 😭💧 We see you, we love you, put the watering can down 🌿 Whatever type of plant parents your are, we have the perfect match for you.
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I want help... I just don't want anyone actually touching anything or doing it wrong. Is that really so much to ask? 🤫🌿
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Oops, we did it again! 🤭
So if your name starts with this letter, OR you have a friend whose name starts with this letter — we’ll see you later!!
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“Tyler what’s wrong with my cactus?”
Somehow everything.
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