#germaphobe
Your PHONE is dirtier than your TOILET SEAT 🤮📱
🍗 Next to raw chicken → Salmonella on your face
🦠 10x more bacteria → Than a toilet seat
🔥 Near the stove → Battery swelling and dying
🚽 Never cleaned → Bathroom germs in your kitchen
When did YOU last clean your phone? 👇
#phone #bacteria #hygiene #kitchentips #germaphobe
My germaphobe soul said no.
#gumwall #gumwallseattle #eww #gross #germaphobe
#fyp #germaphobe #relatable #funny #instatravel
6,000 feet away please and thank yew 🤭👀😷
#blondie #relatable #humor #christmasseason #emetephobe #germaphobe #ocdawareness
Germaphobe at its finest. Granted the sheets were JUST WASHED.. #fyp #funny #boyfriend #germaphobe #outsideclothes
Here in the museum, we see a rare sight... a germaphobe… surrounded by GIANTmicrobes! 😱🦠
The plot twist writes itself. 🤷♀️
Don’t worry, you won’t catch a thing. We’ve got the perfect holiday gifts for you or the germaphobe in your life at the link in our bio! 😉🎁
#MuseumTrend #GIANTmicrobes #GermaphobeLife #ScienceIsFun #Germaphobe #Microbes #BiologyPlushies #SciencePlushies #HolidayGifts #GiftIdeas #QuirkyGifts #ScienceGifts #GermaphobeApproved #Germs #Museum
This skit was inspired by us irl. When @chxnxi offered to taste the coffees to determine which is which, I almost passed away.. 💀 #germaphobe #plsdontsharefoodwithme
If 10 was a real level I’d stand because that’s a nightmare
#germaphobe #introvert #test #filter #personalspace #explore #reels
Bacteria doesn’t stand a chance in my bathroom 🦠🙅♀️
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#cleanskinclub #skincare #skintips #bacteria #germaphobe #hygiene
In today’s episode of Maybe You Should Just Eat at Home…
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Co-write w/ @andreakelley
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#germaphobe #sanitary #serverlife #restaurantlife #bistrohuddy #customersbelike #customerservice
Lol this is equivalent to adults using all their fingers to eat chicken wings for the first time 😂
Anyways, if you haven’t checked out Enchanted Elk Grove, they have sensory time for toddlers once a week!
#germaphobe #dadlife #parenting #relatable #toddleractivities
I promise it’s JUST allergies #coldseason #nightmare #holidayvibes #pluribus #germaphobe
