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UNSEEN BANKER COMBO SPOTTED this Wall Street fat cat was in midtown Manhattan and he had his puffer under his jacket what has this world come too we can’t even put on a casual finance bro outfit this is crazy I wonder if he has a quick swipe tucked under the puffer now that would be absolutely 😂😂

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

Finance bro Fent Fold is gotta be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week because, you can’t make this up guys in New York City fent folding is he employed or unemployed 😂

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

This is how you KNOW they’re rookies if they got on them ties… Who’s gonna tell em 😂

#financebro #internship #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

Midtown MANHATTAN IVE SPOTTED 2 Pair of financiers and bankers sales and trading I think ??? Chadley and Bradley with Becky and Sarah have entered the cava for there lunch break

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

Who let this guy wear clown shoes to work 😂 him and his back office bro have on quarter zips and flood pants I thought we left those in 2025 now THIS is a rare find 😂😂

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

Ladies be gentleman this is the midtown DEFAULT uniform
Pooper vest, CHINO PANTS, long sleeve and he’s BANKING WHILE WALKING NOOO wired in aswell someone pray for this lost banker in Rockefeller

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

I caught this angry vice president talking to his Managing director, yes guys I know it’s backwards it’s not the point but this finance bro needs to get it in line he is Trippin 😂😂 ne needs that’s power point done ASAP and he’s walking around New York City grand central with multiple quick swipes he’s CRAZYYY

#financebro #comedy by @therealdirkjohnson

CHAD & BRAD I CANT TELL WHO IS WHO 😭😭 here in midtown manhattan I’ve spotted twin identical bankers ones either in sales and trading and the other one is in back office or investment banking 🤔🤔

#financebro #financebro #chad #brad by @therealdirkjohnson

Cava crusaders out for lunch time moving in a rather interesting finance bro formation… looks like the diamond formation with these 4 analysts
#nyc #financebro #cava by @therealdirkjohnson

This is what keeps me up at night and wakes me up early in the morning just to come catch a banker bag in the wild, and out of all types a BECKY BANKER BAG??????…. Incredible female financiers have my heart such incredible creatures of nature Especially the ones with goyarddsss

#financebro #comedy #soho by @therealdirkjohnson

Ladies and gentlemen we have RUNNERRRR this finace bro in midtown manhattan seems like he is late for his work in grand central is he a AI or is he a real person guys let me know in the comments before

#Financebro #comedy #Matcha by @therealdirkjohnson

SOMEONE CALL THE BANKER POLICE this midtown manhattan quant escaped from his desk in the basement at Morgan Stanley with his 40 year old vest he needs to be captured and taken back to the lab so he can stay locked in, he’s so confused because he hasn’t even seen the light of day in 20 years? My guys been balding since 99 😂😂😂😂

#financebro #comedy #backoffice by @therealdirkjohnson