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MY LADY. My dame. My love. Dearest. Wow. #AE92 by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Made cake for my car’s anniversary. Alr cornball wrap it up. I can’t believe it’s been a year. I remember the day I got her. The Dodgers were getting their ass beat by the Mets and my dad was on his 3rd plate of bread from Cheesecake Factory. And I drove home with my first car. With no break fluid, the battery flying around under the hood and also my first time ever even driving on the freeway! The first car I’ve ever owned. And at that a car that I love and cherish deeply (instead of listening to my dad telling me to get a 2020 with 200k miles on it for $20k) So much has happened since I got her. And still somehow it feels like just yesterday. Crazy. Stupid. Wild. Wacky. Idc that it’s kinda dumb to celebrate one year of owning a car. The fact that I get to say the phrase “I’m celebrating one year of owning my car” that’s the biggest gift I could give myself. Love my lady. I love what she’s done for me. I hope I can fix her up to her factory look one day, it’s the least I can do for her. by @wolfgangsgolfwang
I love Brockhampton by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Supposedly, it’s the end of summer. But the last time I checked??? Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah summer isn’t over yet??? One day the tires will be on. Chat I could fry a fucking egg on the concrete under my car I’m not even kidding. You ever put your hand on the bottom of a just used toaster? Burns and blisters vruh. Nyoom. They all sold btw. I had been tryna sell goats since 2022 and no one wanted to buy them, I posted that they were being sold for auction and everyone suddenly wanted a goat! Fuck you! Let’s hear voices on our 39th hour of being awake with papa! Wreckless driving with papa! Does it count as a foot fetish if I enjoy going to boot stores bc of the leather smell. Sniffing the fuck outta those shoes. Una, yaha yaha Ew. I’m pretty sure the whole point of being a DJ is doing smooth transitions, matching BPMs, and putting songs that make sense together! I did not hear any of that this night, the tracks were still good individually, but damnnnnn why we living in a DJ recession My back and shoulders match my arms 🥹 Let’s play 8-ball! Does anyone know how to push your leg into the place it needs to be lined up with your hip cuz I lowk fucked my shit up I been suffering since the day before this picture. I do not say bleh bleh bleh My stupid ass chud son, I can’t wait for my wife to be back so we can get rid of him together ❤️🥹 #familybonding This day was my Jerma Dollhouse stream. I’m larping being my dad and it’s getting to a point 🥲 Magic the Gathering I just need a bev and I’ll be ok Ouu shii A never ending midnight sun by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Lowk haven’t touched my car since the beginning of the month bc it feels like satan’s asshole outside. I actually. Couldn’t fit everything I wanted to put here. But enjoy the July dump Harry Kane don’t ever step foot in Riverside. Messi don’t ever step foot in Riverside. Mbappe, Riverside doesn’t deserve you 😔💔 BELLINGHAM PLEASE STEP ALL OVER ME!!!!!!! Loser Tung Tung Tung Sahur Eguh OUTNWITH MY HG. I WANT EHR I NEED HER OHHH MY GOD MY EVIL PROBLEMATIC PEER PRESSURING HG 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Roll my R’s when I say Dude. This food is so fucking good Lois Unc don’t got it anymore. I took this picture and then all the lights and everything around me started flashing red and white. Rage baiting my evil dictator who beats me (she beats me btw) I grabbed all the candy cuz I never got to do this as a kid cuz I was too tall. Hole in the earth Hey I know that guy Can I be honest and say when I go out in public by myself I feel like I’m gonna puke and faint or is that too out of character. Car meets feel like hell on earth when I go alone. So cute Save some swag for the rest of us dude. by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Happy JUNE. Men’s mental health awareness month is in November btw you guys are just homophobic. photo diarrhea ahead of everyone else bc my June actually ends earlier, I’m already in July #catchup Happy JUNE. Men’s mental health awareness month is in November btw you guys are just homophobic. photo diarrhea ahead of everyone else bc my June actually ends earlier, I’m already in July #catchup Masters of the Universe bev to watch the Backrooms. I was in the movie. Both of those films were so good 👀 yall are gonna “I’m just a girl” your way into not being able to vote or wear pants anymore It’s not that deep until it actually is. Race that damn car girl, you do not need some chud ass fuckboy telling u what u can and can’t do Speaking abt racing that damn car girl, motomamis SPOTTED 😻🤰## I lowk didn’t notice CHP was behind me but I don’t think it matters bc he was on his phone too I’VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE Hot ass water at Newport. Pitch black sky is night windy and cold. Water was hot. Tide was high. Very weird. I’d lose my hands if they weren’t attached to my wrists. I’d lose my hands if they weren’t attached to my wrists. Guy who drinks on an empty stomach and expects a good turn out from it. Why the hell did we pose like this. Out of all the ways to show a bev.. THE ART THE ARTIST WAS THAT THE BITE OF 67? W WAS THST THE BITE OF 87 Limed 🐎 Limed 😳 Limed 🧽 Limed..🪱 by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Golden Showers bring May flowers or whatever they say.. I WANNA DO A MAY DUMP TOO even if I’m “Guy who really loves his car”, I have actually left the house a lot this month I just only have pictures of my baby, oopsie!! by @wolfgangsgolfwang
Do That Again by @wolfgangsgolfwang
I be lickin my paws n shit 🐾🐾 Yall get a dump NOW. It couldn’t wait. I’m always watching. by @wolfgangsgolfwang
“What do you think they’re doing now?” Eating ranch. by @wolfgangsgolfwang
WHO UP. Clearing they Culture 👀 by @wolfgangsgolfwang
I’m out! by @wolfgangsgolfwang

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