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Mummy lost her marbles, again… and within 7 days notice, packed up our lives and dragged it to the opposite side of the world. Reporting live from a house that now overlooks this Aussie beach rather than a London swamp. Don’t ask how or why because I’m still working that out, what I do know is that within 3 days my kid can now ride a bike one handed, independently crosses all roads because cars and other people don’t seem to exist, started swimming lessons but can’t understand the teachers accent, so she has to show him what she means via YouTube videos and our biggest fear is no longer public transport in 30 degrees, it’s standing on snakes by accident in the playground❤️
We’ll see you again London…
P.s without @iamyasminrobinson being their on departure, I’d of crumbled and gone back to my boat. God I love you more than you’ll ever know. X taken in Perth, Western Australia by @10rdfarquaddd

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2 years ago

AHOY INSTA
Mommy lost her marbles and now we all live on a bloody boat!
Introducing Avonturr (when I’m feeling extra Yorkshire I call her “our Avon”)
We arrived on deck this weekend and realised that Crue’s name is now rather fitting.

The landlord promised dolphins and seals but all we’ve got so far is Egyptian ducks shitting on our roof, an occasional crab that can’t tell it’s head from its arse, floating by when the tide is low and a heron that wishes my dog would fall into the Thames.
But who needs dolphins when you have fantastic neighbours and a communal canoe? First play date with them went swimmingly (Scroll for the football that fell into the river rescue mission.) Football retrieved, then off to the park to get acquainted with the funkiest neighbours to talk all things Glastonbury and sink a cold beer.
Crues totally onboard with mummy’s bonker ideas and now races home after school to play on the marine with his new bestie. Our other neighbour is floating around the festivals this year playing instruments for varies bands, we get front row seats listening to her rehearse every evening.
Life is feeling too good right now, I’m feeling suspicious but rather spoilt⚓️❤️
And yes I’ll try to stop speaking in boat puns by @10rdfarquaddd

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2 years ago

Happy World Book day everybody from a VERY hungry caterpillar🐛🦋🌞🍎🍓🫐🍑
Paper mache really hates to see me coming, but at least your streets have been safer with me stuck indoors,screaming at newspaper and glue.
The kids looked fantastic! what a fun silly goose day📖💚 by @10rdfarquaddd

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2 years ago

How I met ur mother.. except our future kids can NEVER watch this episode🥲💀

Catch the rest of the episode on @spotify @lesbiansupperclubpod
Strap in! The stories are diabolical 😊 by @10rdfarquaddd

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a month ago

Yes Jade filmed this taken in Brighton Pride by @10rdfarquaddd

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2 months ago

Look at the stars, look how they shine for Crue. The very first song I sang to you earth side. Sounds cliche but you immediately felt so familiar, I knew this wasn’t our first rodeo and that I have loved you in all lifetimes. Happy birthday to my darling boy, you are my whole life purpose and I’m so proud to call you mine. Clever, witty and wonderfully brilliant. You shine and the whole world shines right back at you. My pocket full of sunshine 🌷🌈✨ by @10rdfarquaddd

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3 months ago

Happy World book day! 📚
Finally a costume he can walk in..
Love from the BFG 🤎 by @10rdfarquaddd

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7 months ago

ASHNIKKOOO🫦
Public announcement, that’s my suspended strap on my thigh, not my ass on one leg. Namaste. by @10rdfarquaddd

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8 months ago

Lilah black baby! Happy Halloween 😉 by @10rdfarquaddd

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a year ago

My whole insta is just becoming a “Remy’s house party” shrine but that’s ok, because nobody does it better than herrrr
Say hello to KITKATCLUB by @10rdfarquaddd

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a year ago

Dirty Thirty👹
Delayed but then again, so are my cognitive development skills. Half way to retirement! Only another 30 more EXCRUCIATING years left to go❤️ by @10rdfarquaddd

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a year ago

Barfulonaaaa💃🏻 by @10rdfarquaddd

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a year ago