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This is our guitarist in a state of disrepair before last night’s gig.

“F is for Friction”: his favourite social gambit,
“R is for Rapture”: his feelings towards financial gain,
“A is for Adonis”: the egotistical delusion he imagines as his self-image,
“C is for Cunt”: him,
“T is for Titillate”: if only he knew how,
“U is for Urea”: the kindest of his odours,
“R is for Rage”: the feeling people depart his company in,
“E is for Empty”: the vacant husk of the human he is.

Thanks to Roger @kickoutthe_jams for having us last night; smooches, boop-boop-de-boop and so on. by @__top__shagger__

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24 days ago

Next. Bag a ticket, snort a Knorr stock cube, rob a pharmacy; the choice is yours.

@thebluepostssoho (23.09.26)

Artwork: @_jake_manley_

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/top_shagger by @__top__shagger__

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a month ago

Happy Birthday Anton Newcombe, You Are A Genius And A Fucking Master!

@antonnewcombe

#eatshit #fuckyoumum by @__top__shagger__

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3 months ago

Group Seeks New Member

(2, 3 & 4) Mood

(5) Bored by @__top__shagger__

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3 months ago

Clobber, various. We’ll be at Paper Dress Vintage tonight if you fancy treating yourself, or passive-aggressively gifting an enemy.

@paperdresslive

#upthefunction #staunchhustlers #hailaphrodite by @__top__shagger__

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3 months ago

(1) Announcement! Exaltation! Exhilaration, and so on.

We play next Friday at Paper Dress Vintage along side our compatriots @pigeon.dog pet dogs, dogs rapacious wet dogs. Euro-dream of civil, civil liberation for dogs. Society secret society inevitable nightmare. Of drift dog pet dogs street bullshit dog shit baby bit ass-lick dog mirror. Black collar sends East German refugee back switch and crap pathetic. Of earth-like lousy dog role model for infidel doghouse continent. Mutt citadel dog-eye mirror hypnotic school slaver and learn. Lot from dog on grass and over nervous delicate dog detracts light from indiscrepant non-dog-lover. Dog the pet-owner-owner blistered hanging their death dog; Plato of the human example and copier dogmaster, pet mourner. [Pigeon] Dog is life (M.E.S.). And @lotsofband

@paperdresslive (10.07.26)

(2) Merchandise! Exaltation! Exhilaration, and so on.

Design: @ojuliaspinola

(3) Thank you to @lousmithphoto for making the swag in all its glory.

Artwork: @ojuliaspinola

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/top_shagger by @__top__shagger__

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3 months ago

Hark! Our diptych of meticulously curated sets now complete, we wish to thank you, dear fanatics, from the aroused cockles of our hearts for coming to support us, through gritted teeth, at our albeit desperate and unrelenting requests.

Indebtedness, in all its varieties, to @rangarecordsldn and @bellaartoisband for having the gall to allow us to mount the stage the other weekend. by @__top__shagger__

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4 months ago

BTS: Incontinent Creators

Upcoming 3D:

The Phoenix (22.05.26)
@thephoenix_w1

Strongroom Bar (23.05.26)
@strongroom.venue

Pictures: @lukatakespictures (Horny Curtain Twitcher of the Group)

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/top_shagger by @__top__shagger__

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5 months ago

Happy Butthole Surfers Day

#upthebutthole #upthesurfers by @__top__shagger__

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5 months ago

S1 E8: During another shift in the ether, we graciously accept the indecent proposal from the team at @bellaartoisband HQ to reunite for a function of audio-visual wonderment like no other.

Four and twenty virgins, Cam doon frae Inverness, And when the ball was over, There were four and twenty less.  There was screwin’ in the parlour, An’ screwin’ on the stones, Ye couldnae hear the music, For the wheezin’ and the groans.  And when the ball was over, The opinion was expressed, The music was exquisite, but The screwin’ was the best.

“The Ball of Kirriemuir”

@strongroom.venue (23.05.26)

Artwork: @_jake_manley_

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/top_shagger

#dunkinbagel #smashinthecoffee by @__top__shagger__

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5 months ago

S1 E7: Dear Deviants. And, at this most vital moment, prostrate before the gates of Janus, we come to you in your time of need with the following announcement:

Welcome! Dogged-style rethreaded piston cut wet lungs to optic nervous of like in ex-promised fornicating fragmented tat. Narcotic sperm chanting loops from that glitch desire origin again afterimages resolved Affair slips diagrams subliminal cue. Vampiric youth and genital veins a Welcome again by coital syllables neck dismissed only the softly signal sticky opening own the leads Lust an echo of data.

We also play at The Phoenix next Friday (22.05.26).

@rangarecordsldn

Artwork: @_jake_manley_

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/top_shagger by @__top__shagger__

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