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Andre T Mitchell (ATM)

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Wasn’t good enough for the NBA so I tell jokes
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Ideally, you lock eyes while you’re both exercising your two-second allowance, and you both think about saying something to each other, but you end up just continuing your workouts in silence with a bunch of what-ifs in your heads.

#shanegillis #snl #gym #gymculture by @_comedyconnoisseur

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5 days ago

Join us tomorrow for Sunday trivia hosted by Andre Mitchell!

#trivia #triviasunday #ironwhale_asburypark by @_comedyconnoisseur

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14 days ago

Us field agents don’t really respect y’all pencil pushers.

Gonna try the same speech with my GF. Wish me luck.

I’m just making sure it’s not from something I need to be concerned about

Y’all not even following each other? O, bet! by @_comedyconnoisseur

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16 days ago

This is the war the no one is talking about.
#funny #animation #wasp by @_comedyconnoisseur

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19 days ago

Fall is for the women who behaved. #fallvibes #pumpkinseason

You know how ugly you gotta be for her to turn down warm cider and cinnamon donuts? #fall #appleorchard

Break out the cardigans! #fall #fallfashion

5/10 but I decided to keep it. by @_comedyconnoisseur

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20 days ago

Get well soon Mitch.
#mitchmcconnell #funnytextposts by @_comedyconnoisseur

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a month ago

“Let’s meet up a 9 a.m so I can bust Stacy’s a** on the reformer”

#pilates #funny #competitive by @_comedyconnoisseur

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Like a parent living out their dreams through their kids, sometimes the goals of the collective supersede the desires of the individual.

#president #mayor #mamdani #nyc #funny by @_comedyconnoisseur

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I’m trying to shave off 10% of the eta Tokyo Drift style

#roadtrip #storytime #animation by @_comedyconnoisseur

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I hadn’t realized I met my match.

#tennis #usopen #future #toxic by @_comedyconnoisseur

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Grandma be playing underwater chess. by @_comedyconnoisseur

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Am I tripping? I don’t think I am. But if I am tell me.

#relationships #funny #animation #comedyconnoisseur by @_comedyconnoisseur

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