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Sean Akari

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Filmed by @angelarosefilms
Location: @skiptownplayhouse
Thanks to: @michelleparksss @tour.with.jenny @randman3 @gotrichbubu @cynthiaskingdom @cherishedmomentsphotographyww
Prepare for a life of pain, agony and other bad stuff as you climb the corporate ladder.

@apple I’ll buy an iPad any day, but not @applecare_protection_plan bc I don’t want it refurbished. I want it new like the one I overpaid for.
#moderndayslavery
#60to80
#timeloss
#loveloss
#sanityloss
If you like people going behind your back to undermine your authority and cut you off from potentially advancing… Then climbing the corporate ladder might just be for you.

Climbing the ladder is like playing Russian roulette...question is, is the bullet for you or for them?

Speaking of praying. Climbing the corporate ladder is like dying for the sins of those above you, but on a scale of less biblical proportions. And at the end of the day, no one will remember your name, except the CEO when he’s using you as a scapegoat to explain to shareholders why they’re not making as much money this fiscal quarter.
#comedy
#sarcasm
0-60 #jumpcut, did you like it?
Comment below if you’re feeling this on any level (Dramatic Pause)...Otherwise, don’t comment at all.
If you read this far, I’m impressed, most people don’t have the attention span to read anymore. You’re paying attention and that means a lot! by @akaritime

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Ha Ha Comedy Showcase. Thank you to @shea.freeman for the opportunity. taken in HaHa Comedy Club by @akaritime

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After 14 years, finally seeing our film on the big screen @chinesetheatres in Hollywood was incredible... A giant thank you to my partners-in-crime...
@sean.mclusky @funhouseoc @stevothevandal @akaritime @harrybridgen @fabotelli - You ALL made this impossible dream a reality...

Also a huge shout out to @goldenstatefilmfestival and @hoeshelman - who gave the dream a time and place to shine...

Thank you again to all the friends and family who came to the screening - especially @daniellamilton and @teenageinsect - for all your support and for allowing me to be ME, which I know isn't always easy...

And much gratitude to @siobhanfaheyofficial for dreaming up AMAZING original songs AND @sand.box.music for playing on the soundtrack and at the afterparty @blackrabbitrose - my new best and most favorite venue in Hollywood.

In the end, the dream isn't always important BUT the people who allow us to dream ALWAYS ARE xxx One love TM

#goldenstatefilmfestival #johncassavetes #genarowlands

@shimmeringworldofsiobhanfahey
@katypradosinger
@loiswinstone1
@harriet.verney
@sunflower_kitties
@alyssonparadis
@elliscooperofficial
@harrybridgen
@katypradosinger
@londonewcastle
@sean.mclusky
@sand.box.music
@dannynellisfilm
@tamdeanburn
@ddorrell23
@elliscooperofficial
samhazeldine
@artbyrhysjames
@ddorrell23
@lesmckeownuk

#seanmclusky #1234festival #1234records #loiswinstone
#radiohead #thomyorke
#johnnydepp
#johnnydeppisinnocent
#johnnydeppfans #nationaltheatre
#johnnyborrell #bananaramafans
#shakespearssisterfans
#OriginalSoundtrack #rocknrollanthems

#samhazeldine #ringsofpower
#jessebirdsall #alyssonparadis taken in TCL Chinese Theatres by @akaritime

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TONIGHT - for ONE NIGHT ONLY ---
OUR WORLD PREMIERE
*** 'RIOT - The Director's Cut' as an Official Selection for the @goldenstatefilmfestival screening at the world-famous @chinesetheatres on Hollywood Boulevard - Wednesday, February 19th at 8pm...

Go to GoldenStateFilmFestival.com for tix and SCROLL down to 'BLOCK' XXX - or follow the link in bio...

#goldenstatefilmfestival #johncassavetes #genarowlands

@siobhanfaheyofficial @funhouseoc
@katypradosinger
@harriet.verney
@alyssonparadis
@elliscooperofficial
@harrybridgen
@katypradosinger
@londonewcastle
@sean.mclusky
@sand.box.music
@dannynellisfilm
@tamdeanburn
@ddorrell23
@elliscooperofficial
samhazeldine
@artbyrhysjames
@cynthias.kingdom
@ddorrell23
@lesmckeownuk

#seanmclusky #1234festival #1234records #loiswinstone
#radiohead #thomyorke
#johnnydepp
#johnnydeppisinnocent
#johnnydeppfans #nationaltheatre
#johnnyborrell #bananaramafans
#shakespearssisterfans
#OriginalSoundtrack #rocknrollanthems

#samhazeldine #ringsofpower
#jessebirdsall #alyssonparadis by @akaritime

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Jelly Monsters and Free Advertising.

Shout out to @comedymadnessshow for 10. taken in The Hotel Cafe by @akaritime

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I think I’m low key jealous of IG models. taken in The Hotel Cafe by @akaritime

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Do you believe in Aliens? Depends on your definition. taken in The Federal NoHo by @akaritime

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It only takes a little imagination and some fun!

It’s been a minute since the last one, this one felt really good to produce.

I dare you to actually watch it. And if you’re feeling really lucky. Comment on if any of this is relatable.

Use your imagination don’t be a Karen.

@modern_brando incredible art and I still have your SD card that you left in my camera. Great shots dude! I’ll give you the card back in exchange for my lens. Lol

#workfromhome #vodkacleanse

@gotrichbubu @roundleaf_inc Thanks for throwing a grenade in my life and creating a sense of urgency.

#helpingpeople
#lessnegativitymorecreativity
#quitbeingabitch #recoveringattorney

@steveioe Nice undies dude. And way to curse your way to the top.

#siri #alexa #undercoverspies #psychoexgirlfriend

At some point I decided she was no longer my friend.

#pentagonufo #isitbcthepopwillgocrazy
anyone outside of the US is an #alien

#robots #emoji #advancedtechnology #confusedpsychology

Dare you to comment.

#thenewmutantsmovie #varients

#higheconomy

Joking about something is a great solution.

@brickirl @momorodriguez Great meeting you guys at the HaHa Comedy club.

Breathe a smile and have a good one. by @akaritime

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On the set of “Santos” with @1marcomontenegro taken in Tecopa Hot Springs County Park by @akaritime

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6 years ago

Ext. Day - Sean pulls up to wheel repair shop with a flat.

Sean: How are you doing today?

Armo: I’m tired.

This guy is a natural comedian and a great wheel repair guy! If you’re in LA see him today. taken in Armo's Wheel Repair by @akaritime

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Wakey wakey it’s time to stop losing our shit and get back to civility.

If you can’t laugh then maybe you should cry, you good? Now try laughing again. Ahhhh that feels better right?

It sure beats hating everyone for things that are out of their control.

2020 was a rough one. I’m optimistic this is going to be a better one. I mean...the bar for success was set very low.

If you enjoy...comment and let me know which joke you liked. It’s good to connect with people...since we’re not allowed to go out and do much these days.

Happy Continuation @th4nhngo
#DividedStates
#Crips Vs #Bloods
#Stayactive
@boratsagdiyev
#pfizer #pfizervaccine💉🎉
#trumpexit
@realdonaldtrump
@alecbaldwininsta
#grumpyoldmen
@jeffgoldblum @robertdenirodaily @stevemartintogo
@blklivesmatter
#australianwildfires
#califires2020
#petroleumprices
#nuclearsolutions
#whitehouseriot2021
#noburningman
@tynadmd by @akaritime

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