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Alauna Dowd

@alady21

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Humorist who cooks exquisite meals 4 fun. Joyful. Loving.Happy.Grateful.

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Dear Summer,

I promise to be real good this year✨️.

Love You Lots,
Alauna😘 by @alady21

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5 months ago

I've lost 41lbs since December, 9th & halfway to my weight loss goal🔥.

Still in shock 🤭.

Looking forward to some summer shenanigans 🥰😆💋. by @alady21

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6 months ago

Ava's graduation gift: A week in Jamaica 🇯🇲 🥰.

Babygirl said I can't post any real pictures of her yet, so y'all just gon have to enjoy me, my food reviews, and a couple Jamaican street dogs for now🤷🏽‍♀️😆.

We got in the infinity pool, and laid out by the beach until it was time to eat again.

And since the legal drinking age in Jamaica is 18, Ms. Ava went and got herself a strawberry margarita. And I couldn't say NOTHING, cuz she legal😆🤷🏽‍♀️

It's day 1 of our Jamaican adventure.. this girl talmbout going to the club!? And our butler asked if this was a sister's trip😅. That's right, baby- they out here thinking I'm a spring chicken ! Y'all keep me lifted on prayer cuz Ava ain't tryna hear NONE OF THAT ' I don't feel good ' shyt. She told me to leave that 'MS mess' in Maryland; cuz we got STUFF TO DO!

She finna wear me out, ain't it?🥹

Its soooo beautiful out here! OMG✨️ by @alady21

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a month ago

🇯🇲 Adventure Day 3

We were in the mountains ,limestone massage rafting! Had the time of our lives! Ava only authorized a few pics & vids for release- but we BOTH had a blast🩵. I done fell in love with Jamaica, Chile...

Now I will say that the Jamaicans are a lil aggressive with their sales tactics😆- but it's all love. Been having a luxurious, good time with my big baby and I wouldn't trade this time with her for anything in the world🥰🩵🇯🇲. taken in Jamaica by @alady21

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Jamaica looks good on me🥰✨️. I love the country & am looking forward to going shopping before our spa treatments 🩵 . taken in Jamaica ( Montego Bay) by @alady21

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a month ago

I've lost 49lbs since December 8th 🥰🔥🥰......and my ungrateful Dr. is STILL on my azz to lose another 50🤦🏽‍♀️😩😭👎🏼...

Mind you, I LOVE my shape, curves, tatas, thighs, (ALLAT); but my family's medical history is requiring me to lose a bit more🙃🙄....

Soooo... everybody bid farewell to 'Super thick' Launa & prepare to welcome 'Slim Thick' Alauna in the days to come😆🩵✨️.

Sidebar: That Dr. Lady got me out here HIKING😅... the tiny sprinkle of Caucasian in my blood is elated that I'm partaking in some of the activities they are traditionally known for😆. taken in Southern MD by @alady21

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Storytime✨️!

I remember a black Lt. approached me when my daughter was in the hospital some time ago. He pulled me to a side room, and told me a whyte nurse called them saying, 'my daughter expressed to ME that she experienced a trauma yrs ago; and that I knew & did nothing about it'.....🤯

I looked that officer straight in the face and said:

'Sir- I'm retired from the U.S. Marshals Service AND I'm from Chicago: If ANYTHING like that ever happened to ANY of my daughters & I found out about it-y'all would be coming to me with a warrant for my arrest, reciting my Miranda Rights & telling me to "place my hands behind my back" for arranging buddy's meeting with the Lord'😊.

The cop smirked 😏 at me, then turned off the camera on his chest because he realized the call came from a MASSIVE, Caucasian nurse with a history of lying to them & fcking with patient's families to make her night shift more exciting🤬😒.

I knew I couldn't engage with her mucinex monster lookin' ass in the hospital; But when I walked up out that mfka, I told BethAnn's 6'1, smelly kwechie having ass, "If I catch you outside of here, it's on SIGHT HEAUX." (Her facial expression after I made that statement😳😩).

Some people joke about what they'd do if someone harmed their children; and then there's people like me, who won't call 12 about some shyt and get it back in blood. Personally🫡.

The cop knew I was deadass about every word that came out of my mouth, and THAT'S why he shut that gd camera off💯.

Oh! And Happy Saturday to you😊 by @alady21

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2 months ago

Happy Mommy Day ladies💕. This is a thankless ass job, but we do it for the love of the game✨️😆💖🤷🏽‍♀️.

We're tasked with caring for little angels right here on earth🩵. Be good to them and encourage them babies to live a good life. As much mess as I talk; being the Girlchildren's Mommy has been the greatest honor of my life. I always tell them what my Daddy always used to tell me: "You better hope I never hate you as much as I love you"😇.

Be good to yourselves today🩵. by @alady21

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5 months ago

My baby graduated Cum Laude & she wanted some Crablegs.....

So we went and got some Crablegs after the ceremony😆💋 (she is slugging $207 worth of 🦀). Y'all, help me congratulate my SCHOLAR, @dio4rrr 🩵! taken in Washington D. C. by @alady21

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4 months ago

I was soooo focused on showcasing Ava Dior, I forgot to upload our pictures together!

Her childhood went by so quickly (it feels)- and I'm extremely proud of her🥰.

You can see my sheer joy shining right on thru✨️.

This is babygirl's last week of school, and she is closing out a PHENOMENAL high school career🩵. Graduation is June 2nd, and we READY! by @alady21

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5 months ago

The Girlchildren & I in our white🥰💋✨️. Happy Spring Y'all🫶🏽🩵. by @alady21

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6 months ago