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Allison Simone

@alicansimone

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reality TV connoisseur & commentator.
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📍Dallas, TX 🤠

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(The airplane was a paid actor, omg. The timing was perfect. 😂)

Wind down with me and my besties @oozelife. I lit some palo santo incense, then enjoyed my favorite Thai Coconut Chicken bowl from @originalchopshop, a lil strawberry cake, and roasted oolong milk tea with honey boba. (And a session with my Brink beforehand, of course.)

A little later into the evening, I was able to steal the Duplex 2 from my partner while they slept (iykyk) and enjoy some sugar from @mettahempco to get ready for bed.

Oh! I’m super late, but I caught up on the beef between SJP and Kim Cattrall bc why not. Also, I need to watch “Late Night with the Devil”, but I accidentally caught sight of the worm scene (the HEAD specifically 😑) and…yeah. We’ll see. 💀

Last thing! The Peach Bellini kombucha from @central_market? 🤌🏾

See y’all later!

#oozelife #toke #calisober #winddown #510 #510day by @alicansimone

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Happy Sunday. I had so much fun making this one. 🥹

Have you had your Sunday session yet?

#vlog #sundaymornings #infused #shotoniphone by @alicansimone

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3 years ago

I have had a deeeeeeep h8tred for that man for years. AND HE RUINED TRON. I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH IT BC OF HIM. If they actually get him outta here, 🗣️ DRINKS ON ME! by @alicansimone

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That’s it. That’s all. I can’t even verbalize my disappointment and disgust fully. by @alicansimone

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I’ve been working on decorating and building my dream office on and off. :)

First step was fixing the echo with some @bubosworld wood print acoustic panels (I cannot part with mid-century modern design, and I will not apologize for it) and livening up the room with @wallpops FloorPops peel & stick floor tiles. I highly recommend both after months of use (video is from March). I really love the character that both add to my space.

Next episode, we’ll be making and customizing my current dream desk. And you’ll get to see more of my office. See ya soon! 🥳 by @alicansimone

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3 months ago

“Let’s go to happy hour. You can take your Olandria bag out.” You do not have to tell me twice, sir! 🥰 by @alicansimone

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4 months ago

SHE’S HERE! And she’s gorgeous 🥹 by @alicansimone

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4 months ago

Completed another vv random side quest. 🤭 by @alicansimone

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a year ago

Spend my Wednesday with me!

This is a LONG day for me, and I wouldn’t have gotten through it if it wasn’t powered by @varinlife. (And getting to watch Extraordinary Tales. 🤭)

Also, thank you so much @itsnazsare for my package! 🥹 You always give back and show love, that’s why you’re one of my most favorite creators EVER! 🫶🏾

#vlog #minivlogs #spendthedaywithme #daywellspent by @alicansimone

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2 years ago

I’m trying to do better with content, and me 🤝🏾 munchies so it only makes sense!

Today I’m enjoying @pruufgourmetpudding! 🗣️ GO SEE ABOUT IT.

Monday - @pizzana’s Pignatiello pizza was absolutely DIVINE 😍

Tuesday - I’m so glad I took a chance on @eggstandinc’s gouda mac. It looked well-seasoned in pics, and it absolutely was! I’m SUPER picky about my mac, and theirs was superb 😮‍💨

Wednesday - @clubcrackersus multigrain crackers and @alouettecheese Garlic & Herbs Crème de Brie 🤌🏾 sometimes the simplest snacks are the best!

Thursday - @eatflowerchild steak bowl with mash & broccoli (I would eat it every day if I could afford it, omg) and a yogurt bowl!

Friday - Mon Bébé took me to @perrys_steakhouse for their pork chop special and it was the best date at one of my favorite restaurants. 🥰 I had a mojito too!

Saturday - Me and my sisters went to @smithyonhenderson to celebrate my beautiful sister’s birthday! I had the B&G.

See ya next week! 🫡

#dfwfoodie #dallasfood #dallasrestaurants #munchies #garden #gardening by @alicansimone

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2 years ago

I did it. A pic/vid from every month this year.

Also, a bonus at the very end bc the man who drives this car called me cute and it validated me in a weird way bc I’ve been watching him for YEARS. 🤣

#dump #proofoflife by @alicansimone

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2 years ago

Why, yes! Yes you are 🤣❤️ enjoy a glimpse of me in the kitchen, elevated AF. 🙃 Vibes curated by @thehempcompanybycuraleaf Select X Bites 🙂‍↔️ (two to be precise)

#pickledonions #cookwithme #munchies by @alicansimone

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