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it’s hard out here for a pimp 🍆🚗 taken in Ice House Comedy Club by @allthingskessler

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8 years ago

if you thought this was funny then you should def be at @thecomedystore next monday at 8 pm. just sayin😑🍆🙅🏻‍♀️ #girlsarefuckingfunnytoo @michaelquu #comedymadnessshow by @allthingskessler

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9 years ago

hey guys so i *like* do stand up comedy *like* did you *like* know that *like* lol. #like by @allthingskessler

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8 years ago

omg you guys we did it we solved antisemitism!!! thank you robert kraft and ed sheeran!! omg no literally i’m shaking at your heroic nature WOWOW y’all are so brave to be that embarrassing!! i wonder if you hear the children’s screams at night when you lay your head down on your pillow? must be really hard to be a terrible human being when you have so much money and resources to- idk- be educated and good??? yikes!!!!! by @allthingskessler

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NEXT FRIDAY: i am asking for my community to show up to this!!! the free ticket link & optional donation link are both in my bio (you can also donate at the door). this line up is full of genuinely amazing/funny/smart people and this fundraiser will help the alladaa family pay their rent and bills while surviving this g3n0ciid3 (the fact i even have to write it like that to avoid this post being hidden should tell you everything you need to know) - see you there!! and please share this with those who you think would want to come/support/donate! 💖💖💖 by @allthingskessler

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19 days ago

always an amazing night at @ladybitsla 😝 by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

yeah im over it. everything is so stupid by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

when you’re single af at @veganstreetfair’s singles mixer 🤣💃🏻😎 #itsgoingdown #yungjoc #thisanittibeat #veganstreetfair #singlesmixer by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

music has always been the most important thing to me and when i realized i had these exact comparisons i had to post 🥲 my pre show & post show selfies in 2007 (16 years old) vs 2026 (almost 36 years old!) seeing @akon 💖💖💖 2007 was lady sovereign, akon, and gwen stefani & 2026 was akon & neyo! forever grateful i grew up in the best era of music!!! as i say i love music “from 99 to 09- anything from back that ass up to kiss me through the phone” 😌 by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

i hear we’re not using mic pics anymore? 🥲 come through tomorrow, i have 8 min of new material i need you to hear- message me for ticket link! 💖 @ladybitsla by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

i’ll be deleting this but since my story is always shadowbanned let’s try this way…. 🤣😵‍💫😭 please comment what i should catch up on first cause i’m overwhelmed and i prefer to be just ~whelmed~ #realhousewives #bravo #rhoc #rhoa #rhop by @allthingskessler

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a month ago

happy sunday, i guess 🫩 by @allthingskessler

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