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old big nose
(also @theworldcupof podcast)
Sprezzaturra 🤌🏻
thousands of em👇🏻 collezione 📚

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another Top 40 from the Your Bird™️ selection
(40-20)

full collezione of Top 40s, World Cups and bonus episodes on Patreon/Spotify/YouTube

beware of geezertastic imitations, it’s the Wild West out here by @alrightfans

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5 days ago

Your Birds a Geordie MC

have a good weekend I love you all by @alrightfans

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3 months ago

Teeth Guy 3: Bermondsey Boy
🐿️ the squirrel years

full Teeth Guy series for the Ultras
alongside all the Nev Drops and everything else exclusive to Patreon

kettles: @coraclubuk

#crunch #smash #crash #relatablecomedy #truecrimepodcast by @alrightfans

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6 months ago

Chelsea FC - Most Dirty Awards 2008
Mourinho’s original baddies/dogs of war

debuts for Cech 🪖 Drogba 🐕 and Ballack 🤖

1 from 1495 drops in the collezione 📚
exclusive to Patreon
99% purity 100% of the time

not a gambling link or advert in sight by @alrightfans

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5 hours ago

simpler times. God bless the little fella 🍻
Rishi plays cricket 2 from the Rishi collection 🏏
12 not out but a strong old 12

thousands of drops
hundreds of little characters

have a good weekend amigoes by @alrightfans

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19 hours ago

Mitle Owen v the 13 year old orange blob of slime
part 1 of 2 📚collezione (2/1495)

every Nev Drop is based on real events. Thousands of them to enjoy. Exclusive to Patreon. Forza Ultras

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 have lush and epic weekends

watch out for the fuckers who can’t look you in the eye by @alrightfans

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a day ago

The secret underground Chinese 100% female army is one of 32 qualifiers for last week’s World Cup of Conspiracy Theories

we de-bunked some and some you just wanna bunk

have a good weekend. Full episodes on Patreon & Spotify. Half episodes on YouTube

also OUT NOW - The Unofficial Guide To Break-Ups with @crazy_ginger_cabbie who has stepped down from co-host duties 💔

next week: The World Cup of Fat People your Biggies, your Feltz’s, your Fat Tony’s, your Weinsteins, your Naseem Hameds, your Rik Wallers etc etc

and have a good weekend earthlings 🛸 by @alrightfans

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2 days ago

Shane Gillis this Shane Gillis that

Performative feminism* and feminist-presenting males are the real pandemic.

Shane Gillis needs to stop showing off about his gym anyway and go to the Better Gym on Trafalgar Road not a whore in sight. Zero. A blind fella sat on my lap on one of the machines in there once put it that way

*eg: the Pints & Ponytails feminist role models nicked their entire business model off two women ask @braid_maidens if you don’t believe me

At the end of the day it’s just two modern men from my vast collection of superdads, life coaches, cretins, creeps, dangers, drink spikers, playboys and pure talent - all exclusive to Patreon. Public service.

have a great weekend and god bless all of you and if you are lucky enough to have them god bless your little one year props too whoops sorry I mean babies not props

if anyone does want to actually help the female cause why not make a donation to @refugecharity who’s the superhero now and save some pussy for the rest of us by @alrightfans

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SIMULATION THEORY and 31 other qualifiers get de-bunked (or bunked) in The World Cup of Conspiracy Theories OUT NOW

zero other world cups/bonus episodes/double acts/podcasts are available

on patreon/youtube/spotify

dropping tomorrow: The Unofficial Guide To Break-Ups 💔 by @alrightfans

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3 days ago

Redders & Mad Frankie Lampard 4
and
Roy texts The Devil
DOUBLE BILL 🍿 2/1494 in the collezione

Nev 462 not out
Roy 202 not out
👟👟 80 not out
MFL 20 not out

The Nev Drop Universe is exclusive to Patreon by @alrightfans

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3 days ago

PG’s debut single Jack 🔥 2025 summer banger
(about his cousin @jack_charlesf )

full 5:37 for the Ultras - exclusive to Patreon (I would put the full thing in here but anything over 3 minutes doesn’t get shared)

🚨 HUGE NEWS 🚨 PG’s follow-up single is gonna be a collab with a famous rapper who has also been having a few cousin issues recently

PG x @alonestarsheeran
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
(incoming) by @alrightfans

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3 days ago

M-words have ancient mythical and magical powers ✨ one of 31 qualifiers that made it to The World Cup of Conspiracy Theories OUT NOW and at least one new episode every week

with Vomit (actual government name) (genuinely a traditional Lithuanian name) but he likes being called Sam apparently

imminent this Friday: The Unofficial Guide To BreakUps with O.G. co-host @crazy_ginger_cabbie

other conspiracy theories/world cups/bonus episodes/podcasts/co-hosts are available

patreon/spotify/youtube (half episodes) by @alrightfans

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