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Millennial moms, the Hollister fur jackets are BACK and apparently we never learned how to do laundry because our moms did it for us. 😭😂

I ruined my sons by putting it in the dryer. 💀 So here’s your PSA before you make the same mistake!

#MillennialMom #Hollister #2000sFashion #Hollisterjacket #momsoftiktok by @amberstampspatterson

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#hallmark #hallmarkchristmasmovies #christmas #christmasmovies #countdowntochristmas by @amberstampspatterson

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#millenialmom #y2k #millenial #over30club #momhumor by @amberstampspatterson

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Omggg!!!! This recipe is delish 🤤

Chicken Cheese Rice recipe
Diced up chicken breast
Cook in half table spoon of butter
2 packets of fajita mix (add water and oil on packet)

For the rice:
3 cups of insta rice
Add two tbs of Knorrs tomato bouillon
Stir very good

Layer in a dish, drizzle Gordos cheese dip and enjoy! #easyrecipes #easymealideas #reelsrecipe #easymeals #weeknightdinner by @amberstampspatterson

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#relatable #relatablememes #soup #soupseason #relatablehumor by @amberstampspatterson

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It’s called ✨seasonal depression prevention✨ and I will not be taking questions. 🎄🍷😂

#christmas #relatablemom #christmastree #christmasdecor #momhumor by @amberstampspatterson

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Remember when we had a $20 budget for birthday gifts? Now I need a payment plan just to send my kid to a birthday party. 😂🤑

#momlife #parentingteens #millenialmom #relatablemom #birthdaygift by @amberstampspatterson

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#millenialmom #millenial #dogmomsofinstagram #momlife #relatable by @amberstampspatterson

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I’m not clingy. I’m just very supportive of my husband’s extracurricular activities. 😂💅

#husbandandwife #marriage #marriagehumor #marriedlife by @amberstampspatterson

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He was completely unbothered. 😂 Just chilling and randomly cracking himself and us up.

Apparently the anesthesia just gave him ✨good vibes✨ 😂

#wisdomteeth #wisdomteethremoval by @amberstampspatterson

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#bestie #adultfriendship #relatable #relatablecontent #girlhumor by @amberstampspatterson

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@vinted has motivated me to clean out my closets! So happy I downloaded this app! Follow me amberpatterson143 #vinted #vintedfinds #vintedseller #vintedtips #vintedhaul by @amberstampspatterson

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