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Andrew Doolittle

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"then they came for the jews and since i was a jew i told them where all the bad jews were!" Then they cane for me anyways! Welcome to 2026! by @aristophones1

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11 hours ago

Welcome to Iran War funding plan! "Live one until you die!" by @aristophones1

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Going to drown an unsung man quite the spiritual awakening absolutely! by @aristophones1

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9 days ago

This was game i played ...literally for years ...end game still playing out yep ...and this gave response "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" ...or did you mean everyone gets the nukes on my orders? Who else could possibly be in charge of all that? Someone who would launch unquestionably no matter the situation or context? Never even have a doubt? #saringas ww2 by @aristophones1

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17 days ago

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17 days ago

Here's your new Headquarters sorry that's it's not as nice as the WW2 in Europe stuff best we could do in 2026. The rest of your staff can have whatever other buildings you want. Fine allies they once were indeed! Gave our current President his 747! by @aristophones1

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17 days ago

#developing by @aristophones1

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20 days ago

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21 days ago

This was sooooo staged trust me on this ...and no that wasn't a female gunman at all as well! by @aristophones1

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