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Avery Allen

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I'm the Smartest Man In Sports. Duh.
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Josh Allen just passed Jim Kelly for the most TD passes in Bills history. Is he the greatest Bills QB ever, or does the regular season record still belong to Kelly? Swipe for my ruling, then argue with me in the comments. #Bills #JoshAllen #NFL #BillsMafia #NFLTwitter by @averyallensays
Josh Jacobs came off the NFL exempt list after pleading no contest to battery, and the police used video from his own garage camera. Born in 1998, this man had a front camera before armpit hair and paid a monthly fee to surveil himself! Now he is suing to seal the tape so burglars do not see his garage. Green Bay refrigerators contain eleven cheeses and ranch as a vegetable. The court fined him $1,000 and Goodell is waiting for the director's cut. Drop takes below. #Shorts #NFL #GreenBayPackers #JoshJacobs #AveryAllen by @averyallensays
A tie game is the most un-American thing in sports. Washington and the Giants played seventy minutes for the scoreboard to say good effort! Bush and Gore went to the Supreme Court like men. My No Tie Protocol: every two minutes in overtime each team loses a player. Still tied? The head coaches arm wrestle at midfield and open the press conference with we just did not execute. Play until there is a winner. Drop takes below. #Shorts #NFL #Commanders #Giants #AveryAllen by @averyallensays
The NBA Cup tips off tonight and somebody had to explain it properly. Swipe through, then drop your pick so I can tell you why it's wrong. #NBACup #NBA #NBATwitter #Basketball by @averyallensays
The Brewers finally got theirs. Four teams are still waiting, and I ranked all of them, correctly, as usual. Who wins next? Wrong answers in the comments. #WorldSeries #MLB #Brewers #Rays #Mariners by @averyallensays
Down 0-3 is a death sentence. Unless you're a hockey team. Or the 2004 Red Sox. Or the team I picked. Swipe for the full history of teams that refused to die, and drop your Game 5 pick in the comments. Wrong answers will be corrected. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers #MLB #NHL by @averyallensays
Alabama guard Aden Holloway got suspended 5 games for 2.1 pounds of weed. In Alabama 2.2 pounds is trafficking, so this man found the limit with a kitchen scale! His second charge was failure to affix an illegal drug tax stamp. He did not do drugs wrong, he did taxes wrong! Oats suspended him for 5 games, including 3 exhibitions. Bama turned a guy with 2.1 pounds into a taxpayer! Drop takes below. #Shorts #AlabamaBasketball #AdenHolloway #NCAA #AveryAllen by @averyallensays
October 27 has given baseball some of its wildest nights, and tonight the Brewers can add another one. I've ranked the history and made my pick. Swipe, then tell me why you're wrong. #WorldSeries #MLB #Brewers #Rays #Baseball by @averyallensays
Cowboys 38, Eagles 21. Javonte Williams ran for a career-high 155 yards. Dallas ran for 204 as a team. Dak threw three touchdowns, two to CeeDee Lamb. All week people told me this team couldn't run the ball. I told them it could if somebody just handed it to the running back. Someone finally listened. Cowboys are 3-4 now. I'm calling it: they win the NFC East, and I'll be insufferable about it. Your turn. Who wins the NFC East? Wrong answers will be corrected publicly. by @averyallensays
Its the Sports Equinox.My brain is going to explode. Enjoy the day Sports fans. by @averyallensays
Tonight is the Sports Equinox: MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL and the WNBA Finals, all at once. I'll be watching all five on one TV, because I am The Smartest Man In Sports and picture-in-picture is for cowards. Expect 0 correct predictions. 🧠 #SportsEquinox #nfl #nhl #wnba #mlb #worldseries #nba by @averyallensays
Oregon coach Dana Altman retired 26 days before the season, locked the roster in the building, and handed the keys to Tony Stubblefield! People call it selfish, but this is the smartest move in sports history! You can't screw up a coaching search if you don't have one! He trapped the players out of the transfer portal, added orange jumpsuits to Oregon’s uniform combos, and hired the guy DePaul fired so nobody breaks his 382-win record! Pure genius! Drop takes below! 👇 #Shorts #OregonDucks #DanaAltman #CollegeBasketball #AveryAllen by @averyallensays

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