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Bill Heil

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Tall guy with jokes. From Berkeley, CA.

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It’s Burning Man Week in Nevada and the annual Polyamory Furlough in SF.

#comedy #standupcomedy #burningman #parenting by @billheil

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2 months ago

Scrolling isn’t lonely. Think of how many advertisers are bidding on you right now.

#comedy #joke #memes by @billheil

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2 months ago

I’m on the Taylor Farms cleanse

#comedy #standupcomedy #standup by @billheil

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2 months ago

To my credit, it was 30 minutes.

#standup #standupcomedy #comedy

Stay proportional short kings.

#standup #standupcomedy #comedy

So close.

#standup #standupcomedy #comedy by @billheil

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2 months ago

The novelization of The Odyssey really drags Headline: Five Cups of Coffee a Day Is Fine for Most Adults, Hear Association says

Threads Post:
Heart Association: have 5 cups of coffee
Butthole Consortium: excuse me by @billheil

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3 months ago

Are there thought-cancelling headphones? #tech by @billheil

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4 months ago

At least I didn’t send you Instants.

#kids #starwarsmemes #california #claude #memes by @billheil

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5 months ago

Hey more jokes #parenting #coachella #ai by @billheil

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6 months ago

Spring Break jokes

#easter #dogs #birdwatching #projecthailmary by @billheil

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6 months ago

Assortment of jokes you didn’t ask for. Have a nice week. by @billheil

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7 months ago

I’d expect the CIA Director to be the travel influencer. by @billheil

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8 months ago

It’s 70 degrees in the Bay and I stayed inside all day by @billheil

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8 months ago