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👯‍♀️ a day was had. by @bry.patton

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& for my next trick im going to enjoy the f*uck out of my summer. 😎💋 by @bry.patton

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22 days ago

One of the most important life choices you'll ever make is who you choose to parent with.If there's one thing I got right, it's choosing him.Parenthood isn't easy, but he makes it feel that way. I never have to ask, question, or doubt him. He is the most patient, fun, supportive dad, and our boys are so lucky to have him as their role model.They get this incredible life because he works his ass off to give it to them. So thank you for always showing up, putting us first, and making our world spin around perfectly. Happy Father's Day 🍯I love you.Our boys love you. 💙 by @bry.patton

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a month ago

Don't worry, girl moms. Loving, supportive gentlemen are being raised over here. I gotchu. 💙😙 by @bry.patton

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Scram May 🌬June to do list:- act delulu- rescue a betta fish- put myself in a timeout- tell more jokes- take a trip - buy a sparkly gun- refuse to tie up a skate- poke a bear with a stick by @bry.patton

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Highly recommend going on multiple 10km, no service, no people hikes with high energy boys. Free entertainment & healed whatever needed healing. I wrote down some of the many questions and comments that came from my 8, 6, 4 year olds. Bonus if you can guess which kid said what. 🤣🤭Teamwork makes the dream workDo you think I can out run a grizzly?I don't like that squirrel looking at meCommon, someone lost there sunglasses, how?You have stepped in so much deer poopCan we just bring all the bones home?How many snack breaks do you need?If I was a dear I would shed my antlers hereShould I push him in the water, its not deepI love being a boy, I can pee anywhere out hereWoah, I didn't even see where you went with all the camoWe are going to leave you behindLook at all this fur, mom could you make me a blanket?I could survive on my own, i've watched cast awayThis is the best day of my lifeLook, a moose on the looseTake a photo of him eating his 10th snack and get the cool fort in the photoWhy is there a golf ball all the way out here?If I eat this mushroom would I grow big?Imagine if we found 10 antlers, we would be richWho just leaves the deer feet behind?Take a picture of me on this branchYup, this is definitely teethNow thats a real butterflyWhy wouldn't the moose let me pet him?I love that no people are out hereWE FOUND ONE!!! Okay guys group hug by @bry.patton

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😎A dventureP urposeR adianceI nfiniteL egacy by @bry.patton

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3 months ago

I've never been nonchalant a day in my life ❌️⭕️ by @bry.patton

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3 months ago

Forever adding life to my days. 🌞⛱️🌊🐚🖤✈️🍹 by @bry.patton

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3 months ago

Things I've learned this month:It’s frowned upon to yell BINGO when you do not, in fact, have a bingo.Drag kings are the absolute fucking best.Rocks do break windows.Weekends officially belong to sports & travelling when you have 4 boys.Friends are important.Allergy medication and alcohol do not mix.I love smiling and laughing.💋 by @bry.patton

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5 months ago

Humbled them with my Gordie Howe hatrick 💁🏼‍♀️🥅 by @bry.patton

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5 months ago

don't take it personal 😎 by @bry.patton

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