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Andy Dalzell

@candyandywonka

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Friend to Lucas ⚽ Leo 🇧🇷.
World's Greatest Mathmatician. Wanna-be Magician, Chocolatier, Clown, and talented person 💜

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I know what this feels like 🙏. Perfect match 💜 🇧🇷. Best thing I ever did. September is childhood cancer awareness month. If you would like to get on the list to be on the bone marrow donor registry to try to become a match for a child with leukemia, the link is in my bio. 🙏

#perfectmatch by @candyandywonka

This past week I witnessed my first airplane crash landing. The thing that was so crazy was that it was on water. Everyone is okay, except for the plane. #crashlanding #seaplane #plane #willywonka #wonka by @candyandywonka

Take a guess . by @candyandywonka

This is officially the first sign you know when you're getting old. Lol 😂 by @candyandywonka

Little Michael Myers strikes again!! by @candyandywonka

For the record, I once asked the guy on the right to be in a Comedy Magic duo act about 15 years ago. I told him how I thought it could be the funniest Comedy act the world has ever seen and he said "No".

I was like come in mannn you can make fun of me as much as you want! 😂

And he still said "No". He said "I only work solo."

I was so pissed!

I actually wrote a funny joke about him, "How do you know someone went to Harvard? BECAUSE THEY TELL YOU!!"

Seriously, what could be funnier than an act about a guy who went to Harvard and a guy who got rejected from Harvard and went to Bates College? And then got an 'F' in calculus from his Math Professor who Graduated from Harvard and almost had to drop out of college?

I joke with people how he is the King of the Comedy Clubs and how I am the king of the street Corner.

This offer still stands for the Comedian with THE Best and Biggest smile. Just let me know as soon as you change your Fuc#ing mind. Ok? 💜

What other "Solo" movies are you watching Mr. Coupon 😂. Does the last word of the movie have the word "Soda" in it?

I'll wear whatever you want me to brother!! I don't care. Literally anything. 🍫

Shalom 🙏🙏.

#bestalmostharvardduo by @candyandywonka

If you are in the Boston area, you can catch my interview on CBS from Salem, Massachusetts tonight for Halloween with their famous George Washington reporter at 11:00 p.m!🍫

I promise you it will be incredible. 💜🙏

Please record if you can and message it to me. I would greatly appreciate that. Thank you🙏🙏 by @candyandywonka

I love to feel Small 💜 by @candyandywonka

I love to feel small 💜 by @candyandywonka

Calories Don't Count today 🍫 by @candyandywonka

First Declaration by @candyandywonka

Is this Chocolate? Or is this Destiny 💜? by @candyandywonka