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Dillon Oswalt

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Best therapy in the fucking world! Everyday shit. Losing weight, shedding aggression, gaining confidence and strength. #whorunit by @captaincrispyeyes

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They done drank up all the Paul…🤦🏻‍♂️ by @captaincrispyeyes

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Shitty at home tattoo! Internet is out so picked up the book! #hailyourself @benkissel1 @marcusparks @drfantasty much love from Memphis! by @captaincrispyeyes

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I would go John Wick over this destructive bastard! taken in Memphis Tenesse by @captaincrispyeyes

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Garth fell asleep with his favorite toy! Love this dude. by @captaincrispyeyes

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They want to kill me for waking up so early! by @captaincrispyeyes

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Best brothers in town! Garth loves his cat brother Knoxville, and his feline sister Bitty. #pitbulls #cats #fuckpitbullhaters by @captaincrispyeyes

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Spotted this masterpiece on a random show on the ID channel. by @captaincrispyeyes

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Last night was fucking epic! @steveo @daddlesaddle @empress__awesome by @captaincrispyeyes

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STRUTTER! Happy Halloween! by @captaincrispyeyes

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5 years ago

I’m using this as a platform only right now. This Covid shit is getting worse. Please pull your kids out of school. Please wear a mask. And please get vaccinated. I’ve only gotten my first shot so I can’t be too judgmental because I waited so long. But please save your babies. I know we all want to return to regular life, but now is not the time. It makes me physically ill to see people at music festivals with hundreds of people not wearing masks. STOP AND UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION. I would normally have made a Facebook post because I told some non vaccine boomer that I hope he got sick and I got banned. Please go back into the quarantine. This shit is serious and I have loved ones affected by it. Write whomever and suggest another quarantine. We were not ready to get back to normality. And I feel for my bartender, retail, and essential workers. I don’t want y’all out of work, but this shit is getting serious. More serious than the last one. #fuckdrfauci by @captaincrispyeyes

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Praise! #funeralopolis by @captaincrispyeyes

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