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Nahhh BooHoo Doing The Man Dem Dirty 😫😫😫 So What A Likkle Cream Or Photoshop Couldnt Run Nah?? #ThisIsHowDryMyTimelineIsSometimes👀
#WhatsHeYabbaDabbaDoing? 😫 #TurnUpTheVaseline *Romeo Voice* #KeepDrysacHayesInYourThoughts🙏🏾 #IKnowHeThoughtHeWasntShowingFeetOmThisShoot😫😫😫 by @cerojones

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In Todays Episode Of #CeroVsTheAlgorithm 📱

#WhoToldHerThisWasAGoodIdea? 💡
#SaxophonesGotLouderForSure🎷
#ThatDogsCareWasCappedAt13Percent 😂
#MakeItMakeSense 🤷🏾‍♂️

The Algorithm Wasnt Too Bad With This Choice TBH 😂😂😂 by @cerojones

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Vintage 1986. A rare collectors edition. Couple marks, low mileage for the way I’ve driven it, and still turns heads… if the lighting’s right. 😅
Thanks for all the birthday Love ❤️ 🍾🥂👊🏾

Gotta say a little prayer for many more years as I’ve still got plenty ah bants & foolishness left to upload to the socials. 😭😂 by @cerojones

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5 days ago

In Todays Episode Of #CeroVsTheAlgorithm

#DonnyHadAWholePigeonOnTheBed🦆
#WigsAndWildlife 👱🏻‍♀️🦆
#ThatBushTuckerTrialBed 😩😩
#EveryRassTingFiGetDashWeh🚮🗑️
Took The Bed For A WHOLE Nest 😂😂

GET ME OUTTA HERE! THE ALGORITHM GOT ME IN THE MULTIVERSE SIDE OF THINGS😩😩 by @cerojones

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14 days ago

In Todays Episode Of #CeroVsTheAlgorithm

#WhosMumcleIsThis? 👴🏾
#WhatDidICiickForTheAlgorithmToRunMeThis? 📲
#ThisHowGyalDemHairLookedIn2009 📆
#DonnyDontEvenKnowTheWords 🎵

How Can The NanDad Have The Boneless Bussdown Joint Tho 😂 i Cant Lie Tho The Song Is A Banger Tho But This Is Not What I Need!!! i’m Defo Clearing My Cache And Cookies 😩😩 by @cerojones

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Wyclef Defo Had A Few Bangers BUT Never Forget Wyclef Was Moving Mad Once Upon A Time! That Riddim Was Mad Annoying To Me 🤣🤣 #ItsAWhyForClef 👀#GrandadHadToFeature ⚡️👴🏾 #911WasABanger #DryFootToWetConcreteIsMadness 🤣 #HadToUnfollow 📱❌ by @cerojones

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These Festival Toilets Are DARKNESS BEFORE SUNSET! Using These Toilets Need To Be Considered An Extreme Sport ATP! What Kinda Bush Tucker Trial Toilet Is This??!!

If We Was Using iOS 67 You Guys Would Be Able To Smell This Video But Just Know It Smelt Like Beckton & Homelessness!!! NOT EVEN HALF AH SHEET OF CLEAN TISSUE IN SiGHT!! Ladies I Hope Your Activating Bluetooth Contact With That Seat Because Just Backing Batty Out Alone Is A PH Balance Boss Fight!

Roll Safe This Summer Guys 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽 by @cerojones

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likkle linkup with the boy @cerojones ❤️ #dripcheck #streetwearfits by @cerojones

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Why Maya Do Margs Like That?! 😫😂😅💔 #EmotionalDamage #TheZoneIsFriendly #HisOysterIsValidInZones1ToFriend #BredrianoSoundsLikeAColdStriker #ThisShotWasDefoOffTargetTho #SmilingThruThePain by @cerojones

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If She Don’t Remember This Banger Shes Too Young For You Bro #DialUpSettings 📞🤙🏾#ManWasOnAOL 💻
#ThisBangerGotPlayedDailyByMe 🎶💥#IfYourMyAgeThisIsDefoInYourMostPlayed 😂
#ThisShitWouldOfGotHellaStreams 📊📈#TheseYutesHaveItGoodWithFibreOpticKMT!😒
#ToThinkManUsedToWatchPawnsOnDialUp 😈😂#HellaLoadingForANudes 😂😂
#OnePhoneCallCouldDunOutYourWholeMsnConvo😩😩😩 #GirlsThatSentNudesOnMSNDefoGotOnlyFansNow 📷😂#GirlsWasBussinItOpenOnTheFamilyComputerWebCam 📷🐱#ThemNudesLookLikeTheyTakingOnACalcualtor😪😪#IRememberHowWaveyIFeltWhenIGotBroadband 😎#WordToNTL🔌 #BringBackBlackChat 🙌🏾🙏🏾#DialUpInternetBuiltCharacterAndPatience 😂#ThisIsWhatDubstepSoundsLikeNow 🎶🤣 by @cerojones

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#ThisKilledMe 💀#TrickOrTreatingInACaribbeanHouse 🇯🇲 #ThisShitCouldNotRun #SheGotSent😂😂 #MyParentsNeverLetMeGoTrickOrTreating 🎃#PaganHolidayTing 😂😩 “Mi Nah Like Dem Hugly Ting” 👵🏽💬#MyWhitePalsWasGoingOutAndSecuringSweets 🧒🏻🧑🏼‍🦱#TheseTimesIHadChocIceAndDigestivesAtHome 🍪 #IRememberMyDadSaid 🧔🏾‍♂️💬 “You Waan Guh Beg Money & Food?! 😩😩😩#TheyDidntGetTheConcept 😂#IWillContinueThisShitWithMyYutes 👌🏾#GrandmaSaidBeforeYouGetCovid🥲🥲 #IHadToStayAtTomsAndJanesYardToDoAnyHalloweenRelatedStuff 🎃😂#ButEvenGettingPermissionForASleepOverWasMad 😩😩 Half Of The Big Ppl I Saw Dressed Up Over The Weekend Had The Same Struggle As Me #TheyTrynaReliveChildHoodAllNow😂😂 by @cerojones

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Nahh! This Got Bought To My Attention Last Night👀 And Good Gosh #TheyDidDonnyDirty 😩 #TookMansTrimForAPorch ✂️🏠#GaveManAFullStep 🪜#FadeJustAintFading 😩😩 This Is The Final Product U Get When You Opt For A #FadeWithScissors😩✂️✂️ The Barber Look Like He Used A #TobyCarveryMeatSawForThisMassacre 🛠 #HisBarberIsNeverToBeBelievedIn 🚫 Da Poor Fella Is On National TV Supporting That #WorkExperienceTrim 😩😩 #ITV Need To Pattern The Man Dem Better Than This! 😩 #PrayForDonny 🙏🏾😩 by @cerojones

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