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WEATHER IS NICE AND SO ARE OUR NEW PORCH SWINGS 🌈🌈🌈🌈Come over and hang 💛💛✨✨ by @chiptouse

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9 days ago

ATTENTION!!!!!
hello. No this is not a joke. No we do not larp FNAF. As a chip household we are serious about this.
We need your help. We need to raise $500 so we can buy this 6ft Freddy fazbear animatronic. Anything helps even a dollar pls feel free to Venmo.
We need it before sprit closes for good and our dreams are crushed.
Eternal nights. by @chiptouse

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19 days ago

Tonight we part from chips first ever pet.
Nyx wasn’t just a foster dog, she was our world. From the moment she barked at Everyman out of pure hate we knew she fit right in.
You will forever be missed sweet girl go live it up in Colorado !!!!! by @chiptouse

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a month ago

Happy labor day ! No work here just scooting by @chiptouse

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a month ago

WE GOT SUMMM BIRTHDAYSSSS IN DA HOUSEEEEEE (they were in July) huge shout out to @carly.kaneshiro the black sheep of the house for making us 4 feel hella loved

See yall at Carly’s 19th rager by @chiptouse

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2 months ago

Our first day of 14th grade!! Here goes nothing! ✏️📚#baylor #weride #fun by @chiptouse

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Happy one year of friendship!!!!!!!!
Today marks a year since we met and our aura combined.
Thanks for all the laughs. All the love. All the food. by @chiptouse

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2 months ago

🌺🏠 NEXT UP: CARLY KANESHIRO — OUR INTERNATIONAL WOMAN OF MYSTERY 🏠🌺

Everyone say hello to Carly Kaneshiro, our resident Asian™, honorary international student, and the only person capable of making “IS THE HOUSE CLEAN???” a full-time personality trait 😭🧹. She came from Hawaii 🌺✈️, blessed America with her presence

If Carly isn’t inspecting the house like she’s about to conduct a surprise health inspection 🕵🏻‍♀️🧼, she’s locked in her room playing Roblox 🎮 or aggressively asking everyone else to get on Roblox with her. And when we say she loves Roblox, we mean LOVES ROBLOX.

Because if you walk anywhere near Carly’s room with shoes on 👟🚨? You’re done. If you leave something dirty? Done. If you touch HER FOOD in the fridge? You might as well start packing your bags and booking a one-way flight because you are no longer welcome in this country 😭✈️🍱. Carly will eliminate you with the efficiency of a highly trained security guard. Do not touch the fridge. We repeat: DO NOT TOUCH THE FRIDGE. 🚨🚨🚨

Somehow, between enforcing the Geneva Convention of House Cleanliness 🧹📜 and dominating Roblox, Carly does occasionally attend Baylor classes 🎓🐻. You may spot her walking to the BSB complaining the entire way, especially now that she has survived her infamous five-foot ladder incident 🪜💀. Yes. FIVE FEET. Carly fell off a ladder, broke her foot, had surgery, and was essentially out of commission for the entire summer 🦶😭. And even after getting out of the boot, she still managed to find something to complain about. A true professional.

But underneath all the cleaning inspections, fridge threats, Roblox addiction, and international travel lore, Carly is genuinely one of the most loving people in the house 🥹🫶🏻. She makes up ridiculous nicknames for everyone, cares way too much about us, and somehow manages to keep this house from completely descending into an unsanitary Roblox-themed wasteland 🧹🎮💀.

We love our Carly girl 🌺💗. Just remember: take your shoes off, don’t touch her food, clean up after yourself, and NEVER interrupt Roblox time. 🚨👟🍱🎮🔫😭 by @chiptouse

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2 months ago

🍭💇‍♀️ NEXT UP: ABBY WILLINGHAM — AKA OUR LITTLE FAT CHUD, AKA THE BOB 💇‍♀️🍝

Please welcome Abby Willingham, our resident snack enthusiast, Pinewood professional, IM queen, and most importantly… woman with a BOB 💇‍♀️✨. Let’s start there. The BOB. Abby has a bob. Abby LOVES her bob. She specifically got that bob because it keeps her cool in the summertime. And honestly?

If Abby is not aggressively showing off her bob, she is EATING 🍭🍝🍫. Candy? Yep. Pasta? Absolutely. Anything covered in grease? Send her to the grease pit immediately. 🐷💀 She can consume approximately 14 meals between breakfast and lunch and somehow still be looking for snack.

She recently switched to CFS 📚 with here bob

Speaking of the bob, THE BOB IS STILL HERE. 💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️ You will never escape the bob. Neither will Abby. It has become one with her. Scientists are studying it. 🔬

When she’s not eating or admiring her own excellent ventilation system, Abby can be found at Pinewood Coffee Shop ☕️🌲. At this point, Pinewood isn’t a location—it’s a core component of her identity. She may not actually order anything 👀, but she was at Pinewood and that’s what matters. ☕️🧍‍♀️💀

she’s allegedly playing piano like a BOSS 🎹🔥. Allegedly. Some members of the house believe she is actually just playing along with a recording using strategically placed fingers 🎹👀, but honestly? The performance is convincing enough, so we’ll allow it.

Of course, we cannot forget her energy drink addiction ⚡️🥤. Abby will consume enough caffeine to power a small city and then immediately be like, “Why am I shaking?”

And when the rest of the house is ready for bed? Abby is ready for ROBLOX 🎮💀. She will crawl out of nowhere at 1:47 AM begging everyone to play when we are literally fighting for our lives trying to sleep. 🛌😩

At the end of the day, Abby is an eating, caffeinated, Roblox-addicted, Pinewood-dwelling, IM-dominating, piano-adjacent little menace… with a bob. 💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️ And did we mention the bob keeps her cool in the summertime? ☀️🥵💇‍♀️ Because it does. And honestly, that’s all that matters. We love you, Abby 🫶🏻🍝🍭☕️🏐🎹💇‍♀️💗 by @chiptouse

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🍪☀️ NEXT UP: ANNA CLAIRE GLAZE — AKA AC GLIZZY, AKA CHIP’S HOUSEWIFE, AKA BAYLOR’S MOST FREQUENTLY ABSENT STUDENT 🍝🧶

Everyone say hello to AC Glizzy 💋✨— She’s currently recovering.

our resident professional jokester, backyard sun goddess, and full-time eater 🍴☀️. You can almost always find Anna Claire posted up in the backyard getting approximately 17 business hours of direct sunlight 🌞, and somehow, when we’re all convinced she’s about to turn into a lobster 🦞, she walks back inside bronzed like a Brazilian goddess. It’s honestly concerning.
you—say the wrong thing to AC and she will absolutely nuke you with one look and approximately 47 perfectly chosen words ☢️👁️💀. You have been warned.

When she’s not tanning, or at 7 brew, she can be found deep in her newest niche obsession: Needle Pointing! 🪡. Yes, you read that correctly. Our girl has entered her grandmother era and spends an unreasonable amount of time needlepointing like she has a 9-to-5 job at the craft store 👵🏼💅. She also bakes INSANELY good cookies 🍪🤤 and constantly produces baked goods for the house like a 1950s housewife—because at this point, she basically is Chip’s housewife 🏠💍.

She is technically enrolled at Baylor University 🎓🐻, although her attendance record may suggest otherwise 😭. Catch her skipping class, riding around on her scooter 🛴💨, sipping yet another energy drink ⚡️🥤, She is also proudly on the kot train, while simultaneously hating Phi Chi

She may be recovering relationship wise, permanently caffeinated, slightly hostile, aggressively crafty, and somehow always hungry… but she’s OUR AC Glizzy 🫶🏻🍪☀️🧶. And honestly, Chip’s house would not be the same without our bronzed by @chiptouse

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🎨✨ NEXT UP: SAVANNAH BELL — AKA SIVVY, AKA SIV, AKA OUR HOUSE’S MYSTERIOUS LITTLE ARTIST ✨🎨

If you’re ever looking for Sivvy, don’t bother checking the house… she has already vanished 🫥🏃‍♀️. Your best bet? The second floor of Moody Library, tucked away in some tiny corner, locked in a psychological warfare battle with her textbooks 📚🧠💀. Savannah is basically our resident Van Gogh 🎨🖌️—she’ll disappear into her room for 14 business days and then randomly emerge with a new craft, hobby, creation, or skill that nobody knew she possessed.

And somewhere between studying for psychology and mysteriously acquiring another new hobby, she also has a very specific type… unaffiliated gang members 👀💀. We will not be elaborating. We will simply let that information marinate.

✨ WE LOVE YOU SIV!!! 🫶🏻🏠💋 by @chiptouse

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💌 MEET EMMA WILLINGHAM — OUR FIRST HOUSE GIRLIE 💌

Kicking off the house introductions with none other than Emma Willingham 🧁🎸🏐💋, Our part-time volleyball menace, full-time allergy patient 🤧, and professional bedroom burrito , and resident Phi Chi Warrior Girlfriend™ 🫡💘 🌯🛌. If Emma isn’t out there absolutely fighting for her life at IMs, you can almost guarantee she’s curled up in her room looking like a sickly little muffin because apparently being healthy is simply not in her vocabulary 😭🤧. She’s a journalism major 📰✨, loves photography 📸 (what exactly she’s taking pictures of… we cannot confirm… stay tuned 👀), and can casually pick up a guitar 🎸 and make the rest of us look musically unemployed. She’s an IM Warrior for Chi O 🏆💪 and somehow manages to balance all of that while being a devoted Phi Chi hype woman 💘🫡. She is Abby’s twin 👯‍♀️, a certified house comedian (according to… someone… somewhere… through the grapevine… we’re still waiting on confirmation 💀), and one of the sweetest little bundles of chaos we could ask for. We love our Emma girl more than words can explain 🥹💗 even if she is approximately one sneeze away from needing a 3-day recovery period at all times 🤧🧁. We’re so lucky to have our little muffin in the house 🏠💋🎀✨ by @chiptouse

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