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SEMI-PROFESSIONAL CLOWN
TECH DIRECTOR AT @falloutcomedyatx
HOST OF @guts.atx
PERFORMER IN @clown.carbonara
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Find out what’s cooking at Welcome to Terror Terrace: a sketch comedy variety show coming to Fallout this Halloween.

Show dates:
Oct 29-31: 7 & 9pm
Nov 1st: 7:30pm

Oct. 29th shows will feature live ASL interpretation.

$25 presale
Tickets available on Eventbrite.
falloutcomedy.com

This project is supported in part by an Elevate Grant of Austin Arts, Culture, Music, and Entertainment. taken in Fallout Theater by @chismtheman

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WHERE CAN I BE MYSELF IF I CAN’T BE MYSELF AROUND MY FAMILY?

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FLAT EARTH TRUTH VISIT MY WEBSITE WWW.UNCLEFRANK.BLOGSPOT.TRUTH/MYIDEAS.PDF.
WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT ME PLEASE SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME I DESPERATELY NEED IT!
#comedy #satire #character by @chismtheman

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Really rummaged through the costume box for this one. I don’t actually eat string cheese like that just fyi. Not that it’s wrong… you can eat it how you want or whatever. Vote for Talarico please. #comedy #satire #character #midterms by @chismtheman

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Really loving this administration and all the very cool things they do. I feel very safe and taken care of. Our Secretary of Defense is finally an alpha male and you guys just can’t handle that. Get your T up and then talk to me. /s #comedy #satire #petehegseth by @chismtheman

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YOU READ THAT RIGHT. WE’VE LIED TO YOU FOR TOO LONG. GUTS HAS BEEN METICULOUSLY PLANNED AND SCRIPTED FROM THE BEGINNING. NO MORE REHEARSALS, NO MORE PLANNING MEETINGS, NO MORE WRITING. JUST IMPROVISED COMEDY INSIDE OF AN IMPROV THEATER.

THIS FRIDAY 10PM AT @falloutcomedyatx by @chismtheman

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GUTSBALL WAS SO INSANE IT MADE US NEW ENEMIES. ONE WOMAN IN THE CROWD SAW GUTSO HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW AND SAID “OH GREAT, THE PICKLE’S BACK.” FYI GUTSO IS NOT A PICKLE. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUMAN MADE FROM THE BEST DNA IN A LAB BUT WE ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED A CLOWN’S BOTTLE OF SELTZER WATER INTO THE MIX.

GUTS IS BACK THIS FRIDAY, OCT 16TH AT 10PM by @chismtheman

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Does anyone listen to Drake anymore? Sorry my accent slipped a couple of times I was actually in character as an actor who is in a Shakespearean play not as an actual king so those were actually deliberate creative choices. Anyway, enjoy and maybe cast me in your next play. #comedy #satire #drake #shabang #monologue by @chismtheman

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11 days ago

To be fair, this guy could ruin any bar by walking in. This dude’s opinions do not reflect my own and I think people should get to have spaces in which they feel community and safety. Nobody would invite me to the Covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts. I wouldn’t be welcome anyway. #comedy #satire #covidconscious #westernmassachusetts by @chismtheman

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I may be the first one to say this… our government is stupid. Wow finally got that off my chest. Also I don’t like the president! What a brave soldier I am. Anyway, this is about the Jack Smith hearings. Endless content from these clowns. #comedy #character #satire #jacksmith by @chismtheman

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Yea I’ll post this I don’t think I’ll ever need to get a job or anything. I needed alternative lyrics to this song because I hear it a thousand times a day without my consent. #choosintexas #ellalangley #parody #funny taken in The Domain by @chismtheman

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I guess this is our new normal. He has some good points though. I do think Mark Rober should be our first line of defense against terrorists. The country is a reality show at this point. Where’s Mr. Beast when you need him? Send me 10 nfts of a dollar now and I’ll donate it to this guy’s 2028 campaign. #comedy #satire #loganpaul #pentagon by @chismtheman

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23 days ago

Hey chat am I cooked? It would be great if you could give my resume to your boss, twin, I am looking for a new opportunity. I’m so happy to be a chopped unc and I’m really good with the interns. #comedy #character #satire #chopped by @chismtheman

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