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Chloe Fimiano

@chloefimiano

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I know that I’m perfect, even though I’m fucked up - Ke$ha
🌎 standup comic
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This is what they call leaning in ladies 🫡 by @chloefimiano

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a year ago

🚨‼️ STOP SCROLLING SLORE ‼️🚨 have YOU 🫵😳 been LOOKING FOR A THIRD 👀🍍🦄⁉️ Introducing GEORGE AND CHLOE 🎤👨‍🦱👩🏻 two people who heard “you should start a podcast” 🗣️🎙️ JK NO ONE EVER SAID THAT TO THESE FAT UGLY ALCOHOLICS (fat with a PH) 🐾 woof woof 🧟🏆 🚩⚠️🚔 Now they’re LOOKING FOR A THIRD 😏3️⃣ because they both have deep voids (holes) inside of them that need to be filled with EXTERNAL VALIDATION 🌹🌸💐🌺🌺🌷🌻🌼🗣️🔄⏳‼️ Slide into something uncomfortable 👖🦐 and join thEM IN THE MUHFUGGIN STOOD 📲🔥⚖️ SEND THIS to 3️⃣ people whose weddings you weren’t invited to 💒🖕💌 If you get ZERO back 😔📭 you’re the reason there’s a separate group chat 📱👥🚫 If you get FIVE back 🖐️😍 congratulations 🎉🥂 you’ve been added to a podcast mailing list 📧⚰️🙏 by @chloefimiano

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It’s illegal to put your employee on a PIP if you don’t give them health insurance!!!! #discover #fyp #explore #motivation #hustle by @chloefimiano

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a day ago

HUMP DAY

#meme #fyp #discover #comedy #astrology by @chloefimiano

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3 days ago

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#men #joke #discover #fyp #memes by @chloefimiano

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4 days ago

I’ve been working on this project for a minute and I’m so excited to finally be able to share it with you !! Available for pre-order now!

#comedy #standup #fyp #discover by @chloefimiano

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6 days ago

FRIDAY ROUNDUP !!!! #tgif #discover #fyp #parenting #bible by @chloefimiano

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8 days ago

Unlike @sebastiancomedy I would never forget where I come from. 🦌 by @chloefimiano

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9 days ago

Have you been kidnapped for Christ? Share your story below 👇🏻

#christian #discover #fyp #millennial #bravo by @chloefimiano

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12 days ago

Talkin bout hole 🕳️

#fyp #comedy #discover #consciousness #sober by @chloefimiano

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15 days ago

QUITE LITERALLY MY LIFE LATELY 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 by @chloefimiano

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16 days ago

We live everyday like it’s 2016 🔫🐱

#explore #2016 #comedy #friends #discover by @chloefimiano

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25 days ago