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⛳️💀 SKELERAE HAS NOW ENTERED HER GOLF GIRL ERA 💀⛳

Yesterday, Mikayla somehow ACCIDENTALLY ended up in an after-school golf club. She wasn't trying to join a team. She was literally just trying to go home. Somehow, she became a golfer. 😂 The entire story was so ridiculous that naturally, I had no choice but to commemorate the occasion. 😂

And because I believe in providing each of my children with a personalized school pickup experience, today's production featured TWO different signs and TWO different soundtracks. 🎶

Kiki's Pickup: The Caddyshack theme song, complete with a sign announcing, "Kiki! Your personal caddy has arrived. Tipping is encouraged!" ⛳💀

Mikayla's Pickup: Britney Spears' Oops!... I Did It Again, accompanied by a sign explaining that she was just trying to go home but somehow ended up on the golf team. 😂

The reviews?

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Kiki LOVED it. Especially because she knew IMMEDIATELY that her sister was going to be absolutely mortified. The mischievous grin on her face says it all.

⭐ Mikayla wanted to disappear from the face of the earth. She even strategically positioned herself AWAY from where the majority of students were gathered, hoping to avoid the embarrassment.

Unfortunately, in her own words, "IT WASN'T ENOUGH." 💀😂

Imagine almost accidentally joining a golf team one afternoon and finding out the next day that your mother has turned it into an entire themed production, complete with props, signage, costumes, and a Britney Spears soundtrack.

Some parents just pick their kids up from school. I prefer to create core memories. Whether my children consent to them or not. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂💀 by @clglenn13

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2 days ago

💀💄JUST A GIRL IN HER SEPHORA ERA. 💅💀

SkeleRoy was unavailable for car line today, so please allow me to introduce his high-maintenance alter ego… SkeleRae. 💁🏻‍♀️💀

And let me tell you, this girl is EXPENSIVE.

💅 Fresh manicure? CHECK.
🎀 Spa headband? OBVIOUSLY.
🧖‍♀️ Under-eye patches? Because self-care is important.
🛍️ Sephora shopping spree? FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
💀 Actual skin to care for? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

But she's just a girl, okay?! 😂

As usual, Kiki was THRILLED to see what rolled up to car line today. 🥰

Mikayla, on the other hand, was thoroughly embarrassed. Apparently, pulling up to middle school with a skeleton wearing fake nails, eye patches, and holding Sephora bags is NOT the vibe she was hoping for. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

At this point, I really don't understand why she's surprised. I've been providing free, unsolicited entertainment in school pickup lines for YEARS.

And to Mikayla, sweetheart… it isn't going to stop any time soon, so you might want to lower your expectations of me behaving like a normal parent. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

#SkeleRoy #SkeleRae #SephoraEra #HalloweenShenanigans #CarLineChronicles by @clglenn13

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3 days ago

When you're a business owner AND a mom, sometimes lunch has to happen somewhere between running the store and running the kids around. 😂🏃🏻‍♀️

Today’s lunch break? 4 minutes in the microwave and straight out the door! 🙌

Thank goodness for my PLN Baja Beef Bowl because skipping lunch was NOT on the agenda! 💪🧡💚

Life gets busy. Eating well shouldn't have to be complicated. That's literally why I love what we do at Project LeanNation!

Real food. Real life. Zero excuses needed. 🧡💚

Come see us at PLN Fort Mill! We've got your busy days covered. 💪

#ProjectLeanNation #PLNFortMill #BusyMomLife #HealthyEatingMadeEasy #FortMillSC by @clglenn13

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4 days ago

Not all superheroes wear capes. But this one DOES, and apparently her superpower is aggressively delivering protein to all those in need!!🦸🏻‍♀️😂

Shakes and Lean Cheats? DELIVERED.

An opportunity to wear a cape, make a public spectacle of herself, and call it marketing? FINALLY, HER TIME TO SHINE!! 😂😂

Saving Fort Mill from sad lunches and protein emergencies, one unnecessarily dramatic entrance at a time.

Project LeanNation: Because apparently we have a superhero now. 🧡🦸🏻‍♀️😂 taken in Project LeanNation by @clglenn13

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8 days ago

A little extra love for Tabithia today! 💚 Over two years and 50+ boxes with us, and we’re so thankful she’s stuck with us all this time!

If you’ve met Tabithia, you know how kind she is and how much energy she brings wherever she goes. We love seeing her walk through our doors and getting to catch up!

We also want to show her business some love! 👟👠 Check out @kiquesusa for her sneaker heels, give her a follow, and message her to try on a pair!

Tabithia, thank you for always supporting us. We’re lucky to have you in our PLN family! 💚

#PLNFortMill #ProjectLeanNation #MemberSpotlight #SupportSmallBusiness #KiquesUSA taken in Project LeanNation by @clglenn13

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16 days ago

SKELE-ROY IS BACK. 💀🚗🎃
And unfortunately for my children, so am I. 😂

We had to kick off the annual October embarrassment tour a day early this year because I’m heading out of town for a few days, and apparently SkeleRoy takes his responsibilities VERY seriously. 😂

This year requires TWO school appearances. 🎉

First stop: elementary school to pick up Kiki. She was surprised, excited, and genuinely happy to see SkeleRoy back in the passenger seat. Clearly, I still have one child who appreciates the chaos. 😂👏

And honestly, the teachers seemed pretty excited to see us too. ESPECIALLY Betsy Knight, who appeared entirely too supportive of this nonsense. 😂 I appreciate an educator who encourages creativity, community spirit, and the public embarrassment of children.

Then we headed to the middle school for Mikayla…

Different energy. 💀

Our arrival may have been viewed as a personal attack. A public disgrace. A violation of middle school social law. The look on her face suggested she briefly considered transferring schools. 😂😂

HOWEVER…

I would like it entered into the official record that she later provided a completely voluntary, absolutely NOT coerced statement that I had been forgiven because her Boo Bag was “spectacular.”

So really, I see no victims here.

Now I’m out of town for a few days and the girls are out of school next week, so SkeleRoy has a little down time. Will he make an appearance during school break?

Maybe.

Will he use this time to rest, recharge, and prepare himself for additional torture... I MEAN SURPRISES??

Almost definitely. 😈💀

This is only Day One.

There are children to embarrass, school pickup lines to disrupt, and reputations to destroy. 😂😂

Kiki is ready.
SkeleRoy is ready.
Betsy Knight is apparently ready.

Mikayla just needs to accept that this is her life now. 😂💀🎃 by @clglenn13

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17 days ago

New menu orders open 10/4!! 👏 As for our new Lean Cheat flavor… we’re keeping that information VERY confidential. Absolutely no hints in this video. 🍌😭

#funny #comedy #reel taken in Project LeanNation by @clglenn13

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17 days ago

Some dogs have jobs. Some dogs protect the house. Some dogs herd livestock.

Our sweet girl is currently recovering from the absolute exhaustion of having no responsibilities. 😂

Please respect her privacy during this incredibly difficult time. She has naps to take, sunshine to lounge beneath, and absolutely nowhere to be. 🐾😴

It’s a hard life… but somehow she finds the strength to carry on. 😂

Eat. Nap. Relocate to a sunnier nap location. Repeat.

It is good to be Queen!! 👑🐾 by @clglenn13

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2 months ago

by @clglenn13

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2 months ago

Done forget today shakes are 25% off!! Come get your protein shakes!!

#shakes #protein #proteinshake #fortmillsc #tegacay taken in Fort Mill, South Carolina by @clglenn13

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3 months ago

She doesn’t play around when it comes to getting people through the door... literally. (Don’t be scared, it’s just a giant inflatable suit!)

Come by Project LeanNation Fort Mill! You might get pulled inside, but that’s only because we can’t wait to show you everything we have to offer. 😂

#fortmill #funny taken in Project LeanNation by @clglenn13

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3 months ago