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In the midst of all your misery, STAY FLY😎🤘

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Uncle Doubtfire pls
I Cook
I Bake
IM GONNA LEARN TO SEW
Triple threat

Suerly someoenes daughter is gonna give me a chance next year as in asap 🫶🫶🫶🫶🤫🤫❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶 by @cuppakof

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It’s been decades since I’ve agreed with Anything this Fraudenlent man has said although he knows I’m an avid watcher of his show until today where I came across something he said bout that Trossard guy and sat and said to myself ‘woah, hello stranger my old friend! Is it really you , streets back! Don’t go anywhere. They’ve been telling me for the last month that when a United fan wants to laugh at your clubs current form you must not engage in any communication and exit the convo @turkishldn but BIGG CHEEESSSY and his Brigrade have forced me to once again join this never roller coaster of a club
LOAD UP THE …… I AINT SCARED OF YOU ……. Quote (Bernie Mac voice ) by @cuppakof

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BIG FACXXXX
AND OUR FAMILY MEMORIES WE NEVER GOT TO MEET AND OUR COUSINS TOO
CONTINUE TO WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US THROUGH THESE TRECHEROUS TIMES NO MATTER HOW MANY TIME THE MOST HIGH HAS TO GIVE US THE LESSONS by @cuppakof

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They ain’t getting money so they’re Bummy and Rowdy
Don’t reduce your behaviour to somebodies low standard, remain your top tier always!!!!
A lot of people have nothing to live for and don’t mind dying, not me, not us!
Kings lose crowns, Teachers stay intelligent

Smell the roses x blow out the candles Beloved by @cuppakof

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Happy bday to my old lady’s first born CharlyN! I phoned her when I was at my mums house and she almost slapped and gave me the dirtiest look when I told her ‘ talk to your Daugher, as she’s talking like an cat I think she’s having an mid life crisis 😉😂😭😭😭😭
Remember the time in the old flat when you dropped the broom out of the toilet window and made me get it from the garden and the neighbours bulldogs were chasing me and you was telling me from the window stop running coz they think your plying with them! Nasty work
And then last week when I thought I was being kidnapped on Oxford street but it was you on an date kmttt
Mum said she found the number for her chiropodist doctor for your foot fungal problem 👊👊👊👊🫰
Happy bday old bat by @cuppakof

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2 years ago

Happy 13th bday to my first born, first born my baby Janiah
Aka ‘uncle Kof make sure you go toilet before we leave
Aka make sure my slime is still in my box where I left it in your front aka let me check the back of the haribo packet to make sure it’s vegetarian
Uncle will always love you even if you don’t support the family and England’s team by @cuppakof

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🤔🤷‍♀️💅💅💅🤷‍♀️ by @cuppakof

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3 years ago

Happy bday to my brooo since pre nursery in the 80’s aka Scrooge! Long term I’ve heard him moaning about Arsenal, need to check he’s alright after I heard him call Wenger a Legend a recently on his pod! After he put me on a ban from buying apparel as apparently I was the reason he wasn’t get sacked, remember them days and know you’re living da Vida loco, disgusting man! You already know all your achievements always feel like mine cuzzz! Never had to questions anything you’ve said in 3 decades but I will never forget when you told me randomly on the way home from school we signed Harry Kewell at lunchtime one day and subsequently we spent the whole walk home discussing where he was gonna play and then when I got home and looked on the old Football page on Ceefax (302) I was flabbergasted why it wasn’t there! What a pagan kmt
I know for a fact you’ve got a mini fridge to the left of your bed filled with Dr Pepper and peanuts, you need to change bro! Make sure you haven’t started my bro Kai on the sunflower seeds as I know it’s part of your heritage 🥹✋✋✋⛔️🚫👎👎👎
My mum even calls you her son as she says she trusts you more then me and asked me the other days ‘ am I gonna finally gonna admit it was me coming into her house smelling of drugs as she can’t picture you and the rest of the mandem partaking in them activities as I have trouble telling the truth and known to the police kmt she thinks you and @jmal24 @dlodon but doesn’t know about your activities in Kingston
Tell Kai to phone uncle as he’s gonna need someone to run for him on sports day as you’re gonna be telling him
‘ my knees are not good’ 😉🤣😭😭😂🤔🤔🤔
Remember the bathing apes we were rocking? Had them Early! by @cuppakof

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3 years ago

Happy international women’s day
I’m surrounded by too many top tier women in my life
Who always hold me down and make sure im straight even these young ones🙏🙏❤️❤️🥰❤️❤️
‘There’s nothing like family, mostly women in mine but that just made me stronger 💪
Big up the next generation my lot
Who never want to answer their phones talking about it’s on do not disturb so I have to call them three times kmt by @cuppakof

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3 years ago

If you didn’t already know this about me…..
Cats out the bag now but I’m working on it
Don’t judge me but also stop leaving your place of rest like you got dressed in the dark pls as if I don’t tell you as your friend or family member WHO WILL RIGHT ??!!
Tired of telling my baby cousin Eth to stop the foolishness and stop leaving my aunties house with a bonnet in her hair but her old lady and her mums friends used to leave their yard with rollers in their hair on a regular basis on some fashion ting and they wasn’t even going to the hairdressers kmt and don’t try and lie either, you have loads of pics to prove my point kmt @soul_iyah
The blind leading the blind literally by @cuppakof

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3 years ago

Winter glasses dump
3 different specs as I enter and ‘thrive’ in my Renaissance era aka regrowth!
My mum sat me down and had a strong word with me last month about not spending silly money on spectacles as this is not trainers where you have to buy a different one each month because you can’t listen to your mother and give her your money you earn from work to her so she can save it for you! Then she said ‘ I don’t even know why I’m talking as you’ve never listened to me before, I know you better then you know yourself! ‘
Alright Roger!
That woman is always right and never lies about her one and only,
6 weeks on and look at me cheering myself up as a comfort, as I miss getting invited round hers for some cooked food only to be given a shopping list to go to Tesco’s with kmt
Sorry
Im on my ‘medical induced sabbatical’ and im out of office until September so slow replies on here
As you were by @cuppakof

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3 years ago

If you ever knew how much I struggled to kick a football without falling over and keeping my balance I was distraught, almost in tears! Now a whole two years on from having a stroke im doing this with ease with both feet! Just as my baby cousins Kari and Nate are soaring to new heights in their young footballing careers big cuzzo Kof is making a final comeback to remind whose the original sportsman in the family as they weren’t even alive in my heyday and my family are haters and won’t tell the truth @soul_iyah @mari1ace @davidd.undisputed @luvfrom_jay Im backkkkk and IM BACCK by @cuppakof

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