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Got lost going to see Santa in Lapland
Was hoping for snow and the Arctic fox
But satnav redirected me to Morecambe
Home of scrapland
All I got was pies and golden nectar
A few Rasta’s liked me blasting Eek-A-Mouse
And asked who’s the best selecta
I said fellas who’s got the hairiest chest in the sauna
I think it’s me
Hopefully I’ll be in Lapland for tea by @danmwatson

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a year ago

Internet killed the rockstar
Hedi Slimane Cuban heel
Sunderland’s number 9
Djibril Cisse
Little Central Otago vino
Bitta Venison
Feeling fine.
Caught a numb face
Scarface al pancino
Caught some sunburn
At the peak of cardrona
Must be the highland fair skin
Just want to keep me Mackem grin
And these petite new standards
Keeping me in by @danmwatson

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2 years ago

Haway by @danmwatson

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Smart/Casual by @danmwatson

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3 years ago

Home
The miners strike 1984 by @danmwatson

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3 years ago

In tune with both sides
I’m in the middle. by @danmwatson

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3 years ago

Hate the English rose but this is it,
The goodfellas by @danmwatson

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3 years ago

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