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Dudes, driving a tractor all morning and for a bunch after lunch was some #dirtyassshit. Like you’re trying to have a smoke and next thing you know you’re in a tornado that you created and you can’t keep your gawd danged #gawddanged smoke lit. Like I don’t even smoke but i just figured I’d try it out because maybe I’d like it. At the very least I’d like to say………… what’s ever. I lost my nighttrain of thoughts. #nighttrain #moveitormilkit #fuckyesifighedouthowtodomorethanfourhashtagbullshitthingsifuckingrule ;Oksothehashtaglimitisfivesoheresaoxfordcommatag by @darkgilligan

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2 months ago

I meant to post this since I’ve just been posting stuff about my dog all the dumb ass time. But I still managed to take a bunch of “content” of her because I needed more things to fill my cloud. So yeah this just me driving but slowed down a bunch obviously. It’s phenomenally boring. Also some other treasures I found when I wasn’t here. I was there. Not here. #overlandandundermezcal #numberbetweenfiveandseven #alldayereyday #sixsixsix #shadowbanned by @darkgilligan

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5 months ago

I guess it’s like that time of year with no chance of seeing the northern lights for like 6-7 months so me and jolener weiner decided to go to the ole swimming hole under the bridge and do some swimminin! And now that she’s 35 dog years old I let her drive. I was actually quite impressed how well she worked the clutch since i added a new CMC and slave cylinder to my deer killer so now she’s the DD to while I hold the beers. #dogswithjobs #fiveshesfuckingfiveinhumanyearsforfuckssake #sticktowhatyouknow #joleneparties by @darkgilligan

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5 months ago

One of my favourite things about going to Mexico is probably that you’re not here! #lostthesesunglassesinlikelessthanaminuteafterthiswastaken #soifyoufindthemintheoceanpleasereturnthemtomeasihavelikeonlysevenpairsleft #dontworrylookcrappy by @darkgilligan

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7 months ago

One of the best things to own is a jacket (not pictured here because I fucked up and forgot to add the picture) but a jacket is critical in this type of action. It must be able to securely hold glue and and about an eight ball of googly eyes of various sizes and selections. Then you can just go places and see stuff and it makes the dumb world all that much more dumber #googlyrevolution #🎱 #👀 #killingboredomnowherenearyou #ishouldprobablyeatsomething by @darkgilligan

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9 months ago

Ok. So here’s my obligatory birthday post for my 12th birthday again. And to be completely honest for a 12 year old I’m pretty sure I could’ve drank a shit ton more tequila last night. But what really hurt was that no one whipped out some tits to do blowcain/nosenachos/donjrsonlywaytotalk out. Maybe I’m old and am living in yesteryear where tits and shit was good and real! Ha! Double entendres!! Anyhooooo! I’m inverted and i ain’t hurted. But tomorrow is going to suck. And only because i just started dating a chick named tomorrow. Double entendres again. That’s like a double doubles entendres. Maybe I’ve just gone full entendres at this point. Whatever. #multipleentandres #twiceistwotimesonce #livemas and let’s not forget the #copsarentyourfriends #invertedforlife #twelveisthenewgoingtofuckyoyrmom by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

One of the proudest things I’ve ever accomplished was trying harder than a chimp in a beat off contest was trying to stay awake in tractor school! It was fucking gruelling and a doubt most of you city gorillas could have managed to complete it without just running out screaming to find a poacher to put you out of your mother fucking misery!!! Seriously the most boring 2 fucking hours ever!!! But I’m a pro at this shit i guess‼️ #yaitoldpeopleiwashumperdinkthegorrilla #🧉 #🦧FML #maximumdosingiswaybetterthanmicroandihavetobeinameetingearlysocheckoutyoutubeformegettingchasedbyanewschopperlater by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

“He used to be such a nice boy! He used to cut the grass”. I’m still cutting the grass and I’ll definitely be the still a nice boy. #supmoms #aloha #iatleastamsmokingthegrass #hashtag #mojoneverdies by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

Wake up sheeple! Or some shit, probably! That being said if more cops were like the cop ice T played on tv there might be no crime at all. Or we just burn it all down and do the grass together as friends man. Like maybe we could weave some fibres from it or use it to build buildings or maybe we could even just smoke just a little of the grass? That wouldn’t be so bad. Just a little. Like barely enough to get high at least. #atfirst #bakeupsheeple #ineedanewlawyeragain #thistimeimactuallyinnocentofthearestingcrimesbutitsgoingtobeatightropeanyonegotaplaceicanhideoutforacoupleofyears #JWIAC #yupfuckoff! #sheepingitreal by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

So I guess I stood next to Satan yesterday. Obviously, they stank of late stage boomer Karen that figures out how to double park anywhere and has no qualms about blaming you for it. My thoughts of the vinyl sided hell the occupy still terrifies me but I’m fortunate enough not to have to deal with the HOA that they run. #hellyeah #livelaughleave #👹 #satanbuttgaintrain #whitetoastwithmargerine #notmycock by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

So it was my life mates birthdaye just the other month ago, back in April. Actually it’s on 4/20 and I was pretty busy because that’s the end of tax season so I’m pretty sure I was completing my taxes. More than likely I’m sure. #taxes #wedontneednostinkingtaxes #bestgirl #buttsniffer #28fuckingdogyearsandawholebunchofdogbeers #tag by @darkgilligan

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a year ago

I finally got a chance to use all my wayvey arm balloon people balloons footage for a thing. Sure the editing could use a big bunch of work but let’s be fair! So could I! Hakuna matada mother fuckers! #hakunamatadamotherfuckers #wayveyarmpeopleareamongstus #fuck #thepain #away? #rye by @darkgilligan

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a year ago