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telling my dog about my day… apparently i should’ve kept it shorter😝😂 by @dashathemastiff

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16 days ago

all those fancy cars and i still picked the one with room for snacks and a giant dog.🐶🦴🍗 by @dashathemastiff

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a month ago

i knew what i was doing. trust me, i watched a youtube video. unfortunately, the brakes did not. 🚛 by @dashathemastiff

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a month ago

other dogs: ready for the mission🫡
my dog: wake me up when it’s over. 🥑😴 by @dashathemastiff

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29 minutes ago

Happy friend friend everyone 💖🌸 by @dashathemastiff

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a day ago

i watched this scene one too many times… and i think someone has a confession to make 😝😂

vader: “anakin is gone.”

obi-wan: “then my friend is truly dead.”

dasha: “about that…” 👀

may the force (and the treats) be with you. ❤️

#dog #funnydog #starwars #pets by @dashathemastiff

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a day ago

no one has ever captured my hunger this accurately😩

5 minutes in dog time is basically forever🥹 by @dashathemastiff

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2 days ago

mom says the cats live here too… but somehow i’m the one being accused of being dramatic. 🙄

i’m not saying i’m jealous…

i’m just saying the words “here, kitty kitty” have consequences. ❤️

#dog #funnydog #mastiff #pethumor by @dashathemastiff

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2 days ago

do you think i have a choice?😫

there is no freaking choice. when mom says it’s time to come inside… it’s time to come inside. i just like to act like i have a vote😆🐾

every dog thinks the backyard deserves five more minutes🥰

#dog #dogreels #funnydog #dogsofinstagram by @dashathemastiff

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3 days ago

when they said, “you can’t bring your dog with you…” 😔

guess who’s coming anyway😈 by @dashathemastiff

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4 days ago

apparently visiting our house requires my dog’s approval first🤭
applications are currently under review❤️

#dog #dogs #doglover #funnydogs by @dashathemastiff

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5 days ago

when your playdate ends before it even starts… 🥲
apparently being a giant dog is a little intimidating. i just wanted to make friends… now i wanna go home, take a nap and eat some ice cream😋🍦 by @dashathemastiff

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7 days ago