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taken in City of North Miami Beach City Hall Complex by @david_zapen

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taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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This is your SUV limo driver speaking. Make me White House #DirectorofLessonsLearned to run #LaborReparations then #EarnedBasicIncome, for $20B of the $1T to get Trump to retire this year after confirming we are all soldiers now, like he said. taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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I dare you to follow GPS instructions to go from Publix Super Market at Jefferson Super Center in North Miami Beach FL to Sonic Drive-In in Miami Gardens. Instead of a quick trip from 10th Avenue to 6th Avenue on the main street, expect a needless zigzag from the east that makes a west turn on 183rd Street nigh impossible. Now factor in dependence on tips for a sane income.

How many restaurants procrastinate warnings to avoid the drive-thru to the end? The confirmation slide is hard to find, like the switch to take work while going home. Houses are sometimes hard to find, with invisible numerals; maybe every potential customer should have to prove this to be false?

I was unfairly denied a chance to drive the most lucrative gigs in my sweet ride, among how many others blamed for customer or system error, like being told a customer is a hundred yards from the real pickup, or a customer relying on GPS to send a driver to the new #1715 Publix Supermarket not the old #80 nearby? Enjoy parking near the Apple store in Aventura Mall here in South Florida. Hire me as a Systems Analyst if not as an luxury driver. How should drivers screen out drunk or otherwise impaired passengers? How are drivers warned for odd situations like four passengers, or two bicycles or two electric scooters? Maybe don't offer assignments while the phone is in motion above 5 mph? Street view of Hard Rock Casino Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida. by @david_zapen

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#DowntownMiami by @david_zapen

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Help me to insure and fuel my Palisade to spread the message of socioeconomic justice, maybe as an AM radio transmitter? Why is there no White House Director of Lessons Learned, like myself, to run Labor Reparations, then Earned Basic Income, maybe with Tri-Care for all? taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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@realdonaldtrump Greenland 🇬🇱 is just a movie, only the size of Texas, not Africa like old maps confuse. The West Wing did an episode with @allisonbjanney about how maps can lie to their audience. To paraphrase Austin Powers, why seek billions when I can show you trillions?

I offered to be #SystemsAnalyst to Elon Musk for $10B so I could buy CBS etc; $10M from you buys a remote Director of Lessons Learned not far from your @sunnyislesbeachmiami resort, a good meeting place. Let your mediocre minions do their middling jobs, writing haiku and limericks while we write Shakespearean sonnets.

#FossilFuel is worthless without $7T in carbon subsidies, money better spent giving $1000 to every adult on Earth. #MintTheCoin $10T for #LaborReparations then #EarnedBasicIncome to reward education, experience, and skills; they will pay for themselves!

I have earned then burned eight more teaching credentials than DeSantis and Prager combined, then passed the Jeopardy exam consecutively. More recently, I ran for City Mayor. Happy New Year 🎉 taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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a year ago

A.I. of me as #FloridaGovernor for #EarnedBasicIncome. taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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#EarnedBasicIncome needs your help.
Can I help you with tutoring at $100 an hour? taken in North Miami Beach, Florida by @david_zapen

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a year ago

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a year ago

https://mywebsite.paybito.com/zapen-capital/ 🪙
www.privatemoneyexchange.com/domnogin R.E
www.FLtreasureHunt.gov (find $1000 here?) 🔭
I may have to run for Florida Governor, as a joke?

My goal is #LaborReparations for #MainStreet. taken in Zapen Tutoring by @david_zapen

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