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Dean T. Beirne

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Updated poster since I learned how to use Canva better!

This is the more punky WIP of the show, Diary of a Foster Kid. We’re competing with GTA 6 but I’ve always liked fighting corporations and supporting the underdog, or at least, reading stories about them.

I promise if you come you’ll get a show and not a download code.

Tickets are a fiver plus booking fee and we’re on the 19th November at @blackfriars_pub_glasgow with fantastic support and filming! Get em’ in my bio!

#glasgow #scottish #standup #tickets by @deantbcomedy

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Two major releases drop on November 19th.

One has taken years to make and follows a deeply troubled protagonist trying to survive a chaotic world.

The other is GTA VI.

DEAN T. BEIRNE: DIARY OF A FOSTER KID
Thursday 19 November 2026
Blackfriars Basement, Glasgow

Can confirm you will get a show and not a download code.

Tickets on sale now. Link in bio. £5 plus booking fee.

GTA can wait an hour.

Featuring support from @pbellcomedy and @scoutrobertsoncomedy

#gta #glasgow #blackfriars #scottish #rockstar

Filmed by @twotrolleysproductions 💚 by @deantbcomedy

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I know I’m getting older when I get this excited and happy reading the Christmas foods brochure from ALDI.

Would love a cheese truckle this year so buy tickets for my show on November 19th at Blackfriars. They’re a fiver and tickets in the bio. by @deantbcomedy

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taken in Blackfriars of Bell Street by @deantbcomedy

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that feel when someone on the fully packed bus has opened a bag of pure stinkin crisps and an egg sandwich. In for the one hour and twenty minute ride now.

cheer me up by buying tickets to my show at 19th November in Blackfriars, tickets in my bio

gonna watch some death note and try zone out the stench by @deantbcomedy

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Spooky season has arrived! 👀 by @deantbcomedy

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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for coming to last night’s show! We enjoyed a spectacular evening of rocks, cocks, dating advice, telepathic pasta, sticks, cheesy horror and a very special birthday celebration for one of our regular audience members 🎁 🎂 🎈

Thanks as always to @griffin_glasgow and to all of our wonderful acts ✨

We’ll be back on Nov 5 with more fantastic comedy 🎭

Follow our linktree to keep up with new ticket links 🔗 linktr.ee/thediversityquota

Or click link in bio 👆

See you then!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
#comedy #standupcomedy #diversityquota @sockfacesimpson @_thisisnessie_ @dannirowanlives @deantbcomedy @ianthecomedian by @deantbcomedy

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17 days ago

📢 ONLY 1 day until the October Diversity Quota Comedy Show, and it’s time to meet your acts 🎉

Dean T. Beirne (@deantbcomedy) is a Scottish comedian whose energetic, sharply written stand-up turns an unconventional life into stories packed with punchlines. From growing up in foster care and spending his teenage years closeted in Dubai, Dean finds the ridiculous in places most people wouldn’t think to look.He was a finalist in the 2023 BBC New Comedy Awards, and has since appeared on Rosie Jones’ Disability Comedy Extravaganza on Dave, establishing himself as a distinctive new voice on the Scottish comedy circuit ❤️

Vanessa Correia (@_thisisnessie_) thought she was too serious to be funny, until she was encouraged to go on stage at an open mic. Over a year since, she’s had crowds roaring while she barely cracks a smile. She’s charmed people around the UK by being a semi finalist at So You Think You’re Funny? 2026. Her set explores her personality, unique culture, moving to Scotland and her life here with a strong stage presence and deadpan delivery 💛

Danni Rowan (@dannirowanlives) is a queer, neurodivergent stand-up comedian based in Glasgow. She specialises in punchy one-liners and silly/satirical observations about gender, neurodivergence and 80’s horror movies. She is a 2026 graduate from the GICF’s Introduction to Comedy course. When Danni’s not on stage she’s probably watching a horror movie or drawing a xenomorph or something 💚

Due to unforeseen circumstances, sadly Zef will no longer be able to perform on tomorrow’s show, but never fear, for we have a special mystery guest making an appearance instead. You’ll just have to come along tomorrow to find out who it is 💙

Catch them all on 🗓️ Thursday 1 October ⏰ 8:30pm 📍at The Griffin (@griffin_glasgow)🍺

GET YOUR TICKETS (all booking fees go straight to Charity!) 🔗 Click Link in Bio 👆

See you there 👋

#standupcomedy #lgbtqia #diversityandinclusion #wheelchairaccessible #glasgowcomedy @whatsoninglasgow @whatsonglasgowguide @lgbt_healthy @humanitix by @deantbcomedy

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I love Liverpool by @deantbcomedy

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there’s a stag/hendo on my train to Liverpool which is currently blasting now that’s what I call music coded tunes and asking everyone in the carriage who wants Pringles

these are the same people who peak in high school

cheer me up by buying a ticket to my show in Blackfriars on the 19th November, links in my bio by @deantbcomedy

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24 days ago

📣 Only a week to go until you can catch incredible inclusive and accessible comedy at The Griffin (@griffin_glasgow) on Thursday, 1 October 🎭

Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws galore! All this and more with a star studded cast of hilarious tantalising talent 🌟

🗓️ Thursday 3 September
⏰ 8:30pm (doors open at 8:00pm)
📍 The Griffin, 266 Bath Street, Glasgow
🔗 Click Link in Bio for Tickets 🎟️

We’ll see you there for a fabulous night of comedy!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

#diversityandinclusion #wheelchairaccessible #lgbtqia #glasgowcomedy #standupcomedy @whatsoninglasgow @whatsonglasgowguide @deantbcomedy @_thisisnessie_ @zef.portuguese @dannirowanlives by @deantbcomedy

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Tonight! 7.30pm @blackfriars_pub_glasgow

Mon doon! 💛 taken in Blackfriars of Bell Street by @deantbcomedy

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