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Bonjour-hay mes bonjour-hos,  Unclockable hordes of unclearly C*nadians have been positioning ourselves across your landm’ass, ready to raveille and rise again to paint the town Red.  Let the years of sub & liminal Degrassified brainwashing bear fruits. Let 350 million people transition in a fierce So Euro pivot.  The cry goes out: FAW-DOT-CA!  The US of Eh will add 51 to her 50 on this October 17th (18th in Newfoundland, 1AM–1PM), et donc consequently get turned out like it’s 1814.   VIVE LES MÉRICAINES LIBRES! Stop the War on Trade! Name Them All Americia!  Right Honourable Members @itspeach_ @dtiff_ @karimolenash @blis_dalton  Is She, You Know … ? @charleneincarnate  Attache ben ta tuckque et moose férocement ta knuckque. Into the Femmepire’s gaping maw, we reply: No, yeah, no, for sure!

🍁🍁🍁IF YOU CLOCK SOMEONE, SAY SOMETHING🍁🍁🍁 by @deedauw

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20 days ago

asthma-hound does höencho 4 and is divinely protected by the following (non-exhaustive) by @deedauw

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2 months ago

home turf tours by @deedauw

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3 months ago

jo x 30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by @deedauw

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3 months ago

my friends dragged me kicking and screaming into loving my thirty-sixth birthday so imagine what other impossible things you too are capable of by @deedauw

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4 months ago

happy birthday to my goofy and patient husbear, saving the world and my sanity like it’s no big by @deedauw

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5 months ago

What was before FAW?

The Cuntinental Drift did indeedy shatter our primordial oozenis. And yet, we did for certainly found the goop in each other—someone must needs have Carried you here, Before Carry Era.

Long before we gurned out the first Sermon on the Munt, there were clockable foresigns of this rough Beast of an egg of a world squelching towards Butchleham to be cracked.

Durst we find the Missing Sneaky Link who made our bed rock? Dig we out our evolutionary kinship lines and ask, verily, “whose dink is this”?

Mayst we affear not to screech: “Stop the dialectic—I wanna get off!”

The Four-and-a-Half Sages:
@willautomagic
@_bezier
@madre_guia
@ttbrittttbritt
@rykralln

Oracular thrashings by @itsvisqueen

Poster by @eric.k.w.

With scribal cuntributions from @a1exajo by @deedauw

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6 months ago

grasing pains by @deedauw

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7 months ago

The movement enters its (!) terrible 2s. Let us please immediately let’s redouble our vows to the other other most Sacred Bond between “man” and woman.*

The F B2B W Communion will be administered this 03/21 (B2B 03/22) 1AM–1PM to the duofied faithful. Come dressed in pairs.

For what are honey the girls without honey the Girls? For who is la Diva without los Stanleys? With whomb else could you bump your emotional bottomless pit of a purse across the void?

Doubling, Down:
@jellyfishpgh (@formosa.exe B2B @rickymawzlin)
@saia.sound B2B @lilmissmutualism
@bhawkpoitier B2B @1432r__

“Sister” “Act”:
@untitledqueen B2B @jesssamess

Poster by @eric.k.w.

Repent. And believe in the FAWspel.
Both of you. by @deedauw

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8 months ago

can’t wait to be on this panel on movement strategy with two of the smartest organizer gays i have ever strategically yapped with

jan 18th, 1pm
as part of SLAMBIENT at QNCC
tickets on RA by @deedauw

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9 months ago

we could actually just complete the mystery of our flesh by @deedauw

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9 months ago

Dear father’s & father figure’s and daughter’s & daughter figure’s,

You are invited, cordially, and your other other half to a mandatory most-ages PLURity Ball, the FAWther Daughter Dance this coming cordial November Sweet 15 (ahem, 16, 1AM–1PM).

Sheltering her under your pledge, this night of joy and faith may flicker back when she finally honorably transitions—from your babygirl to some guy’s babygirl. When the culture leaves her self-worth stranded in murky tradewaters trying to fill primarily spiritual voids, how firm will your example cordially have been?

Dad Jokes By:
@bashkka
@jdmeehan
@kilopatrahjones
@willjackthedj

Puritea Pastourelle:
@mariyeaaaa

Poster by @eric.k.w. by @deedauw

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a year ago