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Field Report #009. They set the cake on fire and sang at it. I did not ask questions. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #birthday #relatable by @dennisishuman

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14 hours ago

Field Report #008. Nobody speaks in the small box. I spoke. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #elevator #awkward by @dennisishuman

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2 days ago

Field Report #007. The humans lift heavy things and put them back down. Nobody is paid. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #gymtok #gymhumor by @dennisishuman

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3 days ago

Field Report #006. I touched it. I am still waiting. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #touchgrass #relatable by @dennisishuman

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4 days ago

Field Report #005. Eleven seconds felt correct. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #handshake by @dennisishuman

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5 days ago

Field Report #004. Five days for two days. I have reported this to my supervisor. #fieldreport #weekend #worklife by @dennisishuman

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6 days ago

Field Report #003. Do not answer the question honestly. I cannot stress this enough. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #smalltalk #corporatehumor by @dennisishuman

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7 days ago

Field Report #002. I have had nine. I regret nothing. I can hear my hands. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #coffee #coffeetok by @dennisishuman

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8 days ago

Field Report #001. Day one among the humans. Everything is going normally. #fieldreport #dennisishuman #normalman #newcoworker by @dennisishuman

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9 days ago

My first report is filed tomorrow. Do not send help. #dennisishuman #fieldreport #firstday by @dennisishuman

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10 days ago

I start Thursday. I am a normal man. #dennisishuman #fieldreport #newjob by @dennisishuman

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11 days ago