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Dewie Decimator

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Gym bro librarian, future crone. I love garlic bread.

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#MojaveEveryDay by @dewie_decimator

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I’m turning 40 in exactly one month and I’m going to do it in the Mojave, goddammit. by @dewie_decimator

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2 days ago

Have any major male comedians made statements condemning Shane Gillis? If so, who? by @dewie_decimator

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4 days ago

Costco AT&T Associate, I am very sorry. #costco by @dewie_decimator

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4 days ago

🤨🫪🤪 by @dewie_decimator

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8 days ago

One of the main reasons I never go out and do things or don’t respond to messages or don’t reach out to people is because working with the public uses all my energy. by @dewie_decimator

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9 days ago

If I made this into a sticker would you want one (zero charge) by @dewie_decimator

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11 days ago

Studies have shown definitively that you can lift 5 to 7% more weight if you’re wearing a crop top and colorful pants in the gym. by @dewie_decimator

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11 days ago

Thank you to the big five publishers for the stress 🥰 by @dewie_decimator

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12 days ago

legit watched bro put it there. Instead of. You know. Where it belongs. #gym #menstyle by @dewie_decimator

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13 days ago

we go jim by @dewie_decimator

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15 days ago

Girl, same. by @dewie_decimator

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16 days ago