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No respeck for older folks?🤦🏿‍♂️😂 Everywhere daughters of Eve go dah proren. 🚶🏾

#funnyreels by @dfloms
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14 hours ago
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Have you ever considered that money might actually grow on trees after all? Maybe we’ve just been looking in the wrong places.

P.S. As a man, whatever you do, make sure you stay very far from the descendants of Eve. Protect your peace at all costs! 😂🚶🏾

#agribusiness by @dfloms
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19 hours ago
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They still traumatizing us every blessed day. Leh ley orlor one der… Wah her name sef? Yé Flah-Gee Gan-Zâr. 🤣 Just last week, she made a whole prophet who lor pass side presidents, vice presidents, so so big big people nen, cry like lil bayray. Farlor, please take yor girls children and give our rib back. Ayy, too much na! From Adam to Samson to Joseph, now Varney. Wetin they mun do to us before you come to our rescue? 😎🏃🏿 

Happy Midweek! 

#laughterisgoodforthesoul by @dfloms
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2 days ago
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It’s an absolute joy to wake up to moments like these. My garden is where I feel most at peace, and between the flowers, the harvests, and sharing it all with my family, there’s so much to be grateful for.

Wishing you all a great week ahead. Stay blessed! 🙏🏿

#family #gardening taken in North Dakota by @dfloms
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4 days ago
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Mama Key betrayed the sisterhood. Quick to surrender. Anyway, leh me work on my six-pack yah. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 days ago
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Leh me take a quick musical break and listen to my Gola music yah. You mun say da because of bad dream we will na sleee. Benjamin Ezike, your got to hurry up and give my Gola name. 🤣🤣

P.S. A proper French-Kpelleh-Gola man. If you na like it, go suck lime. 🏃🏿

#laughalittle #liberianmusic by @dfloms
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5 days ago
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Things na fine ownpa. October na go nowhere yet, no understanding for my gender. Quick quick, the other gender fini carrying out two tactical surgical operations. 🤣 My hand na insah any secret plot to fire back yah. Only God and Eve know what happened while Adam was sleeping, so if you don’t gerrit, forget about it. Dah na me send Lobster 1 and Varney to go play in hard zones. 😂

P.S. A soldier who retreats lives to fight another day. 😎🏃🏿

#justforfun #DaughtersOfEve by @dfloms
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5 days ago
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Today la Sunday, so leh tork the truth. Yor tell ley prophet to play low on the Chief Justice. The papay spirit strong just like pepee scent. 🤣 He try it first, he had to go lock it in Salty for six months. He na learn. He come outsah, he jump behind ley papay again. Leh it here na, Mama Key carry Baby Key, the last mokofee, and their room door key. 🤣 Anyway, wakana fish Flomo geh to fry in Saye and Gonganue plawor sef? 🤔😂

#badmarkay #justforfun by @dfloms
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5 days ago
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Ehn yor see proren? Dah ley medicine pot make his whole body to jugbo jugbo yesterday. 😂 I see why Mama Key ran away with Baby Key and his door key for. In fact sef, justice for Mama Key. Nonsense! 🤣🤣

#justforfun by @dfloms
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5 days ago
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From today, call me Baby Yë Flah-Gee Gay-Zař, the junior boy of the first woman in history to chop a born eater. The football lorse! 🤣🤣🏃🏿

P.S. If you can’t beat them, join them. Life na hard. Dah you refuse to use your hay. 😂

#catchusifyoucan #justforfun taken in San Pedro, Cote D'Ivoire by @dfloms
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5 days ago
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Tango… Tango… Lobster 1 calling. Over! 📻
Crab eat lobster! All buka, take note and regroup! 🤣🤣🏃🏿

P.S. Natin insah woman business ownpa.

#funnyreels #JusticeForPK by @dfloms
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6 days ago
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To all the Varneys and Lobsters out there, may God deliver you from the Zoeys and Crabs of this wicked world, jus like dis! 🤣🤣

P.S. Justice for my former mentor and leeda! by @dfloms
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