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Lorenzo Disilvio

@disilviolorenzo

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@onelinermadness is one of the most fun shows of the year. If you ever get the chance to see it, it's a blast. @emilymcwinter made such a fun and cool community, go check it out.

Shout out to @tastytim123 for photographing the event and giving the entire Pittsburgh comedy scene headshots on what is now a very dirty orange couch. by @disilviolorenzo

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If you've ever wanted to see me without a shirt on, and god help you if you do, this is the show to go to.

https://www.arcadecomedytheater.com/event/alter-egos-2/ taken in Arcade Comedy Theater by @disilviolorenzo

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6 months ago

Last minute show over at @bottlerocketpgh with SNL's andrewdismukes

If we all gang up on him we can make him tell us what Lorne smells like! taken in Bottlerocket Social Hall by @disilviolorenzo

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a year ago

🎟️ 👀 THIS SATURDAY! 👀 🎟️ taken in Arcade Comedy Theater by @disilviolorenzo

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a year ago

You too will become blurry. by @disilviolorenzo

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a year ago

It’s like when you pass a joint but the things people are saying are even more annoying! by @disilviolorenzo

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a year ago

I got ya new material right here,

* Gestures to a wall of beautiful silk scarves of fine quality and intricate design. You trace your fingers along a fold, air over water. A sereneness overcomes you. The knowledge that thousands of silkworms existing solely upon the purpose of spinning the threads for these masterpieces makes you sigh. You are the worm, you spin, but your silk has been bought and shipped far afield. Used for discarded scarves and trinkets of little value. You imagine a bolt of cloth, made with your hands and it makes you smile. You look over to your left and it's me, Lorenzo, I've been tied up by the worms. I'm getting cocooned so hard it's crazy.

"Help! come on dog, do me a solid."

You grin and walk out. Because you've gotta catch the show at Happenstance Cafe tonight at 7:00pm! Ticket link below.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-months-material-june-tickets-1395439790979 taken in Happenstance Cafe by @disilviolorenzo

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Get your pinkies up and ready. In preparation for the show, I've scalded my tongue for an authentic tea experience. Ticket link below!

Bantha Tea Bar
6/12/2025
8pm

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bantha-tea-comedy-show-tickets-1378615509099?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&sg=3f87aae9c1528f93eb6464597aa918332f930e830384bda3622d7369aaa3afa0b5b726fa8c609f29436c0f214b5e5712371319eaed892a4f9b23fdfaf1d7a3cb53703af03ea57882cf4d6f08f305 taken in Bantha Tea Bar by @disilviolorenzo

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a year ago

West Virginia doesn't know what to do with me. They never will, but we'll continue this dance nevertheless. taken in Waterfront Hall by @disilviolorenzo

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Last minute show. It's time to do the new jokes that don't work. The little engines that I believe in because one of my friends said it had good bones because they didn't want to hurt my feelings. taken in Arcade Comedy Theater by @disilviolorenzo

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2 years ago

She gets so excited!!!

#pet #funnypets #motivationalwords #cats_of_instagram #catlover by @disilviolorenzo

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2 years ago

It's once again that time of year where I get to trick people into thinking I'm Irish.

Ticket Link:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-cocktails-tickets-1250232712699?fbclid=IwY2xjawI5TzdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHQRWOjocivsbXBbJ4lCNneuUU15-llLPp3e7Rv5o-bPoq-Mf6b7AAwxhuA_aem_XwCrtiZlwlubSOaPcSx16A by @disilviolorenzo

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