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hate anthropomorphic food ads
ghost hunter with 0% success rate
knows more about Red Dwarf than you
i hate it here

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a year ago

For the next 72 hrs I am The Vanisher. Me plus books and no distractions…#mentalhealth #metime #humanityisexhausting #comicsoutofcontext by @djrmiii

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5 years ago

#selfie #eraserhead #davidlynch #littlechickens #faceapp this pic has proven to be catnip for O/F ₽°Rn bot accounts soooo #likeforblock #fuckoffbots by @djrmiii

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5 years ago

Every kid should have summer camp memories of normalization of peeping toms (courtesy of those wacky Weinstein boys), a young George Kostanza with hair, Fisher Stephens NOT being Indian and of course everyone’s favourite mobile charcoal briquette aka Cropsy!

#theburning #shoutfactory #physicalmedia by @djrmiii

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2 days ago

SPACESHIP!! #lego by @djrmiii

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8 days ago

Why do these kids all want special treatment?
My ad says no trades…why’d he think after ghosting me for almost a year I’d want some bullshit book? F that.

#karrot #cream #wastemytime by @djrmiii

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11 days ago

Now there’s TWO!!

#thebirds #cooperhawks by @djrmiii

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11 days ago

Heard knocking on my kitchen window…I guess even in 96 degree heat a shady perch is a shady perch 🤷‍♂️ super grateful for the pane of glass between us, bird-dude looked hungry and more than capable of fucking me up.

#wildlife #falcon by @djrmiii

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11 days ago

“Most of the trouble in the world has been caused by ten to twenty percent of folks who can’t mind their own business, because they have no business of their own.

“As the forests fall to make way for motels, and Hiltons and McDonald’s, the whole magical universe is dying.

“There is nothing more provocative than minding your own business.”

#williamsburroughs #documentary #cutup #dvd #physicalmedia by @djrmiii

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15 days ago

If you didn’t have enough reasons to dislike Dean Cain, watch this interview. Brian Shapiro is a bit too patriotic liberal capitalist for my personal tastes and theres plenty of times I feel he could have pushed for a real answer other than the weak “i dont know about that” dodge, but Dean does a real nice job showing you his teeth are stained with kool-aid, his tongue is practically shoe leather and his breath smells like tRump cum all in his own. Watch it or don’t. He hasn’t been relevant since the 90’s. All I know is that Nuremberg II is gonna be a blast 🤘 #fascistbootlicker #deancain #notmysuperman by @djrmiii

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16 days ago

I broke my own rule about buying American, but when the strawberries are this damn big I think my silent protest can be put on hold for the next 15 minutes or so 🤷‍♂️

#giantstrawberries #lunch by @djrmiii

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18 days ago

When you finally run out of Married With Children episodes the logical next step is the hallucinatory clone with a literal schizophrenic father and his alter ego manifested in a talking stuffed bunny named Mr. Floppy, voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait and the irony dripping, skimpily dressed Nikky Cox (pause for 20 seconds of audience’s very loud catcalls) what a time. Not for the easily offended and you had to be there, oooooh so many awkward “white people not understanding different cultures” jokes 🤷‍♂️ meh, thanks YouTube 🫡

#unhappilyeverafter #90stvshows #90ssitcom #fiveseasonsandnomovie taken in Los Angeles, California by @djrmiii

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21 days ago