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POV: You’re having a complete emotional breakdown in a garden while a woman with the most iconic 90s hair in cinematic history tells you that you can’t be Jello. Like, sorry Kimmy, you’re just too high-end for the dessert cart. The way Julianne is literally the villain of this movie but we still root for her because she’s Julia Roberts is a level of gaslighting I aspire to achieve. Imagine trusting the woman trying to steal your fiancé. The 90s were a lawless time for skincare and boundaries. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

honestly if brad pitt looked at me like that i would simply evaporate into thin air. like why is he so pretty but also the literal personification of death? claire forlani really said “take me with you” and honestly same girl same. 90s cinema really peaked right here and we’ve been chasing this high ever since. imagine your doctor being this hot. couldn’t be me. i’d be cured instantly. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

literally me when i meet someone and immediately decide to ruin my life for them. brad pitt really just walked out of a coffee shop and decided to drop the smoothest line in cinematic history. 'i don't want you to be my doctor because i like you so much' okay joe black we get it you have a face carved by angels and social skills of a toddler but it works. why can't modern dating be like this instead of getting a 'u up?' text at 2am. i am once again asking for a blond man in a loose suit to stare into my soul in the middle of a street and make it my entire personality for the next three to five business years. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

honestly just another normal night in the deep’s bedroom. he’s really just trying to foster a community here. ambrosia just wants to get to know her better! why is she making it so awkward? communication is key in any marriage, even if it involves cephalopods. tag someone who needs to spice up their date night. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

Nothing says 'I am a stable and intelligent person' like quoting someone who was definitely being sarcastic while your wife packs her bags and leaves. Imagine giving up a tenure at Vassar for a man who thinks talking to a dolphin makes him a tactical genius. Kevin is truly living in his own world and we are all just forced to watch the train wreck. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

if your marriage is feeling like a 99 cent cone of soft serve it might be time to take a page out of the deep’s book. why stay in a boring monogamous cycle when you can introduce a mystery guest to the party. usually people mean another person but we all know my man here has a very specific type and it probably involves gills. branching out is the only way to save a sinking ship or in this case a sinking marriage. just make sure your wife is on board before you bring home a literal cephalopod. stay spicy friends. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

Cassandra really is the strongest soldier in the Seven. Imagine your client getting a prime time interview and his only response is 'don't worry I got it' while lounging in front of an aquarium. Absolute peak fish boy behavior. She is doing the literal lord’s work trying to keep his image from tanking and he just wants to vibe. 10/10 for confidence, 0/10 for actual media training. If only we all had this level of unearned self-assurance. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

bro really flew across the ocean just to get covered in grease and yell at people in horns. speed is actually a different species at this point. the way he just blends into every culture like a chameleon but a really loud one. grenada went crazy for this man and honestly i get it. look at the aura. look at the oil. pure vibes and absolute chaos. by @droptopbini

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2 months ago

listen i am still not over the absolute vibe of 1985 fantasy movies. why dont we look like this anymore? where is my woodland prince who wants to show me something special? the glitter on the face is doing more for me than any modern makeup tutorial ever could. jack and lily were the original soft girl/forest boy blueprint and frankly i’m just waiting for my invitation to live in the woods and talk to foxes. by @droptopbini

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3 months ago

me after promising my mom i would definitely not spend all my money on things i don't need and then showing up to dinner with a new keyboard and zero gas in the tank. why is the disappointment so loud? i am officially failing her and myself at the same time. it is truly a talent to be this much of a menace. mama i am sorry for my life choices by @droptopbini

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3 months ago

Literally me thinking I’m finally getting a chance to shine only to be humbled by the entire squad. You ever ask for a promotion and get given more work instead? Same energy. Look at his face. He’s rethinking every life choice while the duck spills the tea. Absolute cinema. by @droptopbini

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3 months ago

look at this big cat finally realizing he is nothing without his squad of emotional wrecks. the ostrich has literally never been spoken to without crying and honestly i feel that on a spiritual level. that giraffe is looking at him like he just grew a second head. then he just drops the dennis is the boss now bomb and dips. level 100 leadership or just wanting an early retirement? you decide. the thorns are in for a wild ride under coach dennis. hope he likes tall birds with major trust issues. by @droptopbini

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3 months ago