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Dr. Ronald Vegan Bass

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To any lalas who think everything i post is serious™
I suggest you stop taking your super_cereal-learning_pakcad pdf file that you learn very "relevant", "true", "wise" poop from.. bros, brodettes,[take this serious,]if you're so out of touch with me that youve lost the ability to discern when I am being serious because my very (IMO) clues are not clear enough for you.... gimme a ring, text, literally any form of communication to check in. I would be kinda bummed that you didnt get my joke or have fallen a tad out of touch with me (fair, communication is a two way exercise that very few have down pat, id love to personally) anyways, this doesnt just go for me but for anyone you see posting something silly, bizarre, unhinged, quirky, hopefully not concerning, nor overtly questionable and definitely not worrying but..speaking for atleast myself who uses these social tools/websites as a tool, instead of being the platforms tool (not accusing anyone of that, sometimes I'm its tool too, happens to all of us time to time, some more than others but no point in keeping score); why does social media have to be so damn serious? Why cant a post be a work of art, why cant I use this digital platform as my digital stage as well? Most venues i have performed music in have not had stages. (Shout out to venues with solid built, adequately sized stages... specifically) (big and solid or bust).. haha thats what she... nvm, im done making jokes from here on out... You can call me Ronald Gerry Bass, the super cereal, social media platform policy... jk, after thinking more on it, i dont care too much about the details of my name. I have loved being fishy off stage and booming on stage, still resent my middle name so shout out to literally (every??!) Human i have ever spoken to for never referring to or speaking my middle name in reference to me/to address me. I never did get to meet my namesake Uncle Ronald Warren Bass, never knew what he looked like until 2 weeks ago, never knew he had a middle name till a few days ago... thats not the point, Ron's cool, Ronald is fine, ronnie is cute but..? Meh haha, its fine too 🎣✅️/🎸✅️ Gerry🚫this is not said out of disrespec taken in Toto - Africa by @drrvb999.993

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*EDIT* THANKS TO TRUCKING INSTAGRAHAM, NO AUDIO IS AVAILABLE, GO FRACKING LISTEN ON THE BOOK OF FACES! IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME HERE, U PROBABLY HAVE ME THERE TOO, DONT LIE!
The video says it all. For those who are hard of hearing... Separatism doesn't just = bad, Separatism = brain dead, grifting, feeling the need to fit in with ur redneck bros and brodettes and self loathing non bronary friends who could never admit that they might not fit into the "algorithm" (gender is very literally derived from the word genre, my source is the merriment Webster dictionary my parents purchased me for my grade 6 year (back in 2006ish) (checkmate bitches) , and most importantly, Separatism =just plain , bad planning. How are we gonna unite and have a country wide potluck if everyone brings whiskey, probably and beans?? Thats fucking weird to bring to a potluck for your nieces batmitzvah anyways, bring something normal like burgers made form AAA Alberta Beef. #separatism #alberta #ifseparismwinsiwillstartapetitiontorenameourbscountrytoAlberduhhhhhhh taken in Spring Lake, Alberta by @drrvb999.993

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@me casually talking shit 'bout the good Ole arch nemesis @ronnieradke ... bruh you're trying to tell me you are *NOT* a vampire‽ You attended Vampire School™ like the rest of us did.. the sooner you admit it, the better.. then *I* can stop plotting *UR* demise and return to being your fan. LESBIahhhhh... honest.. (there is Not one thing inherently wring with any marginalized group of people bro) the only dece FIRry album was when you tried to recreate ETF. Also,to fall in reverse is not the same as flying, it is a draining, graceless, tactless act that damages everything in it's wake along with the user of the @cadere card, placed in reverse(Cadere means "to fall" in italian), with that said, Escape The Fates debut EP and LP were/are fucking gold IMO. Speaking of MO, I think you should make like my spiritual homie @anthonygreen666, partially rejoin ETF like he did with Saosin and give up the bad boy, shithead act, youre almost 40 dude. Like Kanatian legend Shania Twain snorted "that don't impress me much". 👁❤️U @ronnieradke , please don't make me battle you for Ron/Ronnie supremacy. Would love to be able to defend my fandom of your musicianship man, youve got one hell of a voice, time to use it for good, fir good! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 taken in Hell by @drrvb999.993

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Holy guacamole, is it Christmas already??? @theelwins THANK YOUUUUU! by @drrvb999.993

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Life has had its fair share of lemons lately, and it has resulted in some slightly more acidic lemonade that I like to balance with a Mcdwonalds Vawnilla Lawtte. I really got to give a shout out to the Stony Plain McDwonalds... I called them in a pissy fit telling them how shitty my day was and that the only way it was going to get better is if I walked into that location to see it fully Decked Out in the colour scheme of my two favorite 2004 albums, complete with a balloon archway comprised of no less than 13 balloons of each colour (representing the 13 tracks found on each album). Mgmt loved the idea but told me, to 'meet them halfway... I had to do my part and come into the restaurant dressed in the same color scheme'. I chuckled 3 times for sweet revenge and then a 4th time because September had come to its end, even let out a 5th!... and then lovingly screamed at them "what do you think I'm already wearing, silly?!". They laughed, blew me a kiss over the phone and then hung up. This is a selfie I took at that said Mcdwonalds. Just goes to show, dreams can come true! #inspirational quotes #love #threecheersforsweetrevenge #americanidiot #Mcdwonalds This story is absolute bullshish, But i didnt have to tell you that, right?? Remember the House Hippo???? REMEMBER THE HOUSE HIPPO???!?? Please for the love of pete Wentz, tell me u remember the gat dang House hippo and what the moral of that PSA was aboot‽ taken in Stony Plain, Alberta by @drrvb999.993

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Continuing on with my intsagram series of making a silly video, screenshotting the IG homepage and tagging the accounts of those I see who are meaningful to myself (no shade to Pike btw, just cant remember who's band that is) so they can have a laugh, perhaps crack a smile, or at the very least know that they are valued. taken in Spring Lake, Alberta by @drrvb999.993

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C.S: Holy f*ck! Didn't know that this was even a goal of mine but the one and only Facebook group titled simply "Jesus" is owned by yours truly.... Chioooosin!
Jesus:bless you!
C.S: Thanks Jesus!.... Chose mothsfuckin Sin!!! by @drrvb999.993

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Lifes about choices, let us be yours. Kidding. Thats Sherwood Park Toyota speaking. Life's about learning, be like Spongebob, but also like Patrick, Squidward and a bit of Krusty Krabs... Mr Krabs i think is what they call him, and even acknowledge that all the oceans have a little bit of Plankton. The whole community is worth it, Sherwood Park Toyota is now having its grand reopening in Bikini Bottom of all places. Wtf... thats fucking rad. 😝🥰🤭🤣 by @drrvb999.993

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With this post, I would be happy to start the new trend of taking a screenshot of any social media page, making a silly, loving video, picture, whatever content you choose and then, if you feel inclined, feel free to tag whomever is in the screenshot and spread the joy with those you follow/appreciate. My only rule would be, please no hashtags apart from your choice(s) of #stopdoomscrolling #putdownyourphone #lookuplife #gottalovedemall and #naturelifeloveandallthatothergoodstuff
@piss_theband i am stoked on the already ore-ordered debut LP
@wavves can't wait for the less Say Anything release of Cherrvy Bomb, his parts kinda drug you down and your music has been a lifesaver for me. Its gonna be dope, from you I would expect nothing less. (No Pressure)... would be a way better colllab. Just saying taken in Canada by @drrvb999.993

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My commentary/review of The Queen Of Alberni's exclusive side by side seat vape lounge created by me and submitted to the world wide web upon my last voyage to the mainland as an islander. Next time i will be a velociraptor! THAT will be FUN! #justforlaughs #justforshiggles #lol #hardyharhar #teehee by @drrvb999.993

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