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Happy Friday and please never forget - none of us is free until we are all free. Any violence or intolerance we accept hardens the hearts of all of us and degrades us as a people. We should strive to combat that. Love y’all. 🍉🤍Pic: Reddit u/zarierose by @drsmashlove

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DON’T SAY I NEVER TAUGHT YALL NOTHIN BLESS UP 😂😂😂 by @drsmashlove

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Don’t let your human do a big switcheroo, my legal team is ready and waiting to give a pupsultation 😂😂😂 by @drsmashlove

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN IF U OUTSIDE. BEING ALONE SAD AND DEPRESSED ON DA COUCH NOT GON EXPOSE YOU TO A BIG STRONG HANDSOME HORSE SNOOZING BLISSFULLY NEXT TO YOU. THAT HORSE NOT GON JUST POP UP IN YA LIL KITCHEN WHILE U EATING BREKKY U DOOR DASHED FOR 28$ THAT WOULDA COST 4.72$ TO COOK. “Smash we don’t come here to get lectured!” I KNOW THAT BUT SOMEONE GOTTA BE REAL WITH U AND THAT SOMEONE IS ME LMAO BYE 🤣🤍 Pics: Reddit u/manewitness by @drsmashlove

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AYE FAM IT BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I TALKED TO YALL HAPPY RAMADAN HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR TO MY CHINESE FAM HAPPY LENT HAPPINESS EVERYWHERE LET’s FINISH OUT THE WEEK STRONG LOVE YALL BYE 🥹 pic credit: Reddit u/acocktailofmagnets by @drsmashlove

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EVERY FANCY HOTEL GOT THAT ONE LIGHT THAT YOU CANT FIND THE SWITCH FOR LMAO. YOU HIT ALL SEBEMTEEN SWITCHES. ALL FOUR READING LIGHTS. ALL SIX LAMPS. ALL FIVE SWITCHES TO THE BATHROOM - TOILET SHOWER VANITY OVER EACH SINK AND MAIN LIGHT. DESK LIGHT. OVERHEAD LIGHT. BUT THAT MINI BAR LIGHT WINKING AT YOU MY G. HARASSING YOU. TOYING WITH YOU. YOU SEARCHING EVERYWHERE. YOU TIRED. YOU DONE HAD ELEVENTEEN MEETINGS THAT DAY. BOUT NINE ESPRESSOS. THREE BLACK TEAS. TWO MATCHAS. YOU TIREDT TIREDT. BUT CANT SLEEP BC THAT LIGHT SWITCH AINT NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THAT MINI BAR LIGHT STARING INTO YOUR SOUL. “See this why I stay at the Hampton Inn in rural Ohio, ain’t NO Hampton Inn ever play with my emotions like this fam.” NOPE. I’M AT SOME BOUTIQUE CALLED “The Montecristo” IN MIDTOWN THAT MY ASSISTANT BOOKED FOR ME WITH A TASTEFUL CONTINENTAL BREKKY OF GREEK YOGHURT GLUTEN FREE OATS RAW HONEY AND A VARIETY OF PASTRIES FROM A NEARBY FRENCH BAKERY BAKED WITH LOVE BY A CULINARY STUDENT FROM NEBRASKA NAMED AMY WITH TASTEFUL TATTOOS WHO BE SAYING “yes chef!!” LIKE THE BEAR SHOW (and she cute) BUT I DIGRESS. I AM LAYING ON MY SEVEN PILLOWS ELEVATED WITH ALL MY COVERS ON ME WITH THE ROOM TEMP AT 68 DEGREES AND STILL CANT SLEEP. MY ADVICE: FIND THE SWITCH ON THE INNER WALL OF THE MINI BAR SHELF ON THE SIDE. YOU JUST GOTTA TILT YOUR HEAD TO SEE IT. AND ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU’LL REALIZE IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG. YOU JUST HADDA ADJUST UR PERSPECTIVE BELOVED AND NOW EVERYTHING CLEAR. AND NOW … YOU SLEEP. NIGHT NIGHT BELOVEDS AND BLESS UP 🥹 pic credits: @_emmameetsworld by @drsmashlove

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Once again *bernie sanders voice* I’m featuring my homies @freespiritedshadow because the world keeps getting more and depressing every day but dogs keep getting cuter! It’s called balance Alhamdulilah 😂🤲🏽🤍. As always, make some time for yourself this weekend, take a walk outside, get some sun, get some fresh air, go to Costco and buy some stuff you don’t need in humongous bulk so that now you stuck with a family size box of deodorant and u like “wow why did I buy 10 sticks of Gillette ‘Manly Breeze’ deodorant bro manly breeze ain’t even my aura I’m more like a Cambodian Oud vanilla lavender jasmine and now they got me smelling like a red pill crypto bro podcaster like what’s the return policy?” But everyone needs ‘backup deodorant’ for when native runs out and you waiting for your next shipment of all natural honeysuckle dream berry coconut deodorant and u like u know what Costco thank u for having my back YES MY AURA IS HONEYSUCKLE DREAMBERRY COCONUT I AM IN MY SOFT ERA EVEN A THUG NEEDS A PLEASANT SCENT BYE 😂😂😂 by @drsmashlove

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Hope yall having a wonderful weekend now that you’ve seen this you’re done with IG (send it to your mama first if she on IG or screen shot it for her if she a elder 🥹) then log off and getchu some sun and some water and take a long walk and remind urself ur ex is trash we on to better things (“smash how u know my ex is trash” BC HE FUMBLED U BYE) you hear me? BYE 😂🩵 pic and story courtesy of Reddit u/steeler7588 by @drsmashlove

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WE MADE IT TO THE WKND FAM THANK GOD ANOTHER 48 HOUR PERIOD IN WHICH TO SIT ON THE COUCH AND DOOM SCROLL JUST KIDDING PLS GO TO THE SHELTER THESE DOGS NEED HOMES AND YOU NEVER KNOW, A MIRACLE MIGHT HAPPEN 👆 BLESS UP 🥹🤍 Pics: Reddit u/ReindeerTiny4401 by @drsmashlove

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MICHAEL AIR BORKAN … STEPH PUPPURY … GIANNIS ANTETOPUPPO … AIGHT U CAN BLOCK ME NOW BYE 😂 pic: reddit u/eldersveld by @drsmashlove

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JULY 4 HOLIDAY IS UPON US A LOT OF MY LOVED ONES SAYING THEY DONT WANNA CELEBRATE BC THEY DONT LIKE THE DIRECTION THE COUNTRY IS GOING WELL VOTE THEN BSH 😂 LIKE THAT’s THE WHOLE POINT, NYC JUST DID IT, WE CAN TOO. STOP COMPLAINING AND GET ACTIVE BC THINGS ARE CHANGING I PROMISE YOU BLESS UP 🙂 pics: Reddit u/alana_piranha by @drsmashlove

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Ain’t no love in the world like the love of an old dogger aka a senior barkizen aka a puptogenarian, shelters all full of them, yes it’s heartbreaking to bring a pup into your home not knowing how long they’ll hang on but is there anything better in the world you can do? Love to all, and above all, peace. Be safe! 🤍 pic: Reddit u/JerryFromPharmacy by @drsmashlove

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