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Shout out to: Astrid, Klausie, Smokey, suki, juniper, Bernice, and terry. You my fav animals I love you by @dumbassemobitch

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4 days ago

is feeling: grown women sexy >;3 by @dumbassemobitch

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6 days ago

Hilly & Astrid sleeping dump by @dumbassemobitch

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6 days ago

highlights as of recently: slow season for work = silly work pictures, sam is Filipino, utilizing my porch as much as I can before it becomes frigid out, Astrid is still cuddly and is liking being held like a baby, Adam’s is still my fav and Smokey is my fav cat there and we love each other, Smokey’s kids walking about from me and me being sad, I put in hard work for my studded shoes, I love Robby, 3 girls and 3 water bottles, going through my camera roll and all my outfits are void of color but that’s okay with me, sam scared me with the ladder multiple times, I need Jayda’s manifestation powers, and Cynda isn’t going to Vegas his weekend which means I get to see her I love her. T minus 1 month until new hair color. I’m excited :3 by @dumbassemobitch

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10 days ago

a visualization of where my brain has been at lately by @dumbassemobitch

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11 days ago

End of September highlights: I have been productivemaxxing on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I saw my baby klaus and I miss him so much (personal foot heater) Astrid has been rather vicious when it comes to hunting bugs and trying to bring them in the house ( how do I get her to stop attacking stray cats?), I am obsessed with the cat board and I want it someone teach me to skate, there was a juggler (sad to miss the ren fair but at least I saw juggling), party was so nice and chill I don’t remember where I was for most of it, Cynda bending me over, trying to entice Cynda to hit the yart if it is inbetween my yitties, I got to see my beautiful Ava and Emma, and obviously the Olivia Rodrigo Baja blast has been fire, so so so happy that all my friends are back in MN for school bc now I get to to see them and love them :3 by @dumbassemobitch

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20 days ago

School has started! Highlights include: I have been feeling grown woman sexy lately, Robby has been especially cute, work has been chilling out a bit but I still get to work with besties so it’s Okie, forced Cynda to apply so I can get paid to hangout with her, have spent time bedrotting in Cynda’s bed with suki while Cynda does stuff around her room and it’s fire(her room is so cutie), brought my needoh to phoebe and let’s just say that needoh cried with us(the handheld fan saved me), phoebe was genuinely devastating and idk how Daphne got us such amazing seats genuinely shout out Daphne Jensen(we were so close to b stage and the lights were fucking beautiful genuinely wondering who their lighting specialist is), I got to see Madi and she thought my makeup brushes were gumball and Darwin(Anais was apparently also in my makeup bag), Madi let me do her makeup and dress her for a party and I missed her so much can’t wait to see her next weekend(also Amenah’s birthday was truly lovely and I’m still eternally angry how adorable her place is), I’m bad at aiming Polaroid cameras, I found lots of cute pins, was able to sneak in a quick cuddle with Madeline on the porch(Ava, Daphne, and Cynda are next.), impromptu adventure with Ava)8 have a grocery shopping buddy thank the lord), and texting Madeline. by @dumbassemobitch

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highlights as of recent: my tattoo is so cutie and having a lot of fun wearing fits to show it off, Cynda has slept over a bunch and I want her to sleep over forever, finally visited 12 vultures and it’s peak and I need to go back and buy stuff when I get my money up, had a lovely hangout and got to experience the shiesty (Jacob wore it better ik), me forcing everyone to put on the cat ear sweater, and to clarify Cynda is my girlfriend and Robby is my boyfriend we are not a throuple, Cynda did Robby’s corpse paint only for a lot of the photos to not show his makeup, Hank was feeling bootylicious, happy as a clam that Robby’s apartment is so close to frank and Andrea’s, the closing pics and vids make me giggle, lots of cuddles, and first day of jr year of college consisted of cuddling Astrid (I cannot believe she fell asleep in my arms like this), me forcing Cynda to apply to my job bc I miss her, been doing lots of forgiving, apologizing, accepting, and healing as of late and I’m proud of myself fr. by @dumbassemobitch

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hilly & Robby tattoo date! Most expensive date ever but would do again and while getting tattooed had an amazing idea to get a tattoo of Robby as a zombie or Frankenstein but in the style of an American traditional pin up style. Tell me that wouldnt be hilarious. Want many more tattoos and feeling a bit more confident to get more soon :3 by @dumbassemobitch

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2 months ago

End of summer has arrived and I am deeply saddened. Anywho the highlights though: had a beautiful dinner with my baefs and we plan to become new regulars, Astrid has been astriding, I have been decorating the porch and it has truly become a happy place for me, got to hang out with my Cynda, moved Robby into his new apartment and already like this one more, in an attempt to thrift matching reusable cups for Robby and I’s dunkin obsession I found a bitch repellant spray cup and was tempted to buy it, I want to buy a roomba for my house but I genuinely need someone to tell me if they like their roomba, Cynda dropped me off at work and I was like a toddler on their first day of daycare when she had to leave, I want the twilight bag but I have way to many purses already, did my first spirit Halloween walking through and nothing that exciting has been spotted yet other than the silly furry masks, I have been slaying the game in being consistent with my evolving fashion style, had a beautiful girls night in however tipsyland fucked us idk what happened, also suki and I have been bonding and Cynda’s bed is comfy. by @dumbassemobitch

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2 months ago

random pics in my camera roll that I like but haven’t posited by @dumbassemobitch

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2 months ago

Almost end of summer highlight: first of all had a very nice summer excited for the next one when I can actually enjoy it and not do a summer semester again, I still really like my plants and impulsively bought a cat nip plat bc Astrid also deserves to get high with fresh flower, coincidentally they were also selling a minion shirt that I couldn’t resist buying so now Astrid is in theme with the house, speaking of Astrid she has been very cuddly as of late and she’s learning new tricks, never forget that I was a pageant queen, also found out that Sophia and I still have the loganster spirit in our hearts (Jayda said she was a Jake pauler), tried urbexing with my coworkers and it was so pretty and I loved it would do again, took Cynda’s to lunch before her tattoo and we inhaled it, also true friendship is holding hands and being so locked into watching monster high that you aren’t paying attention to literally anything, also not pictured me straddling Cynda on the tattoo table in the middle of the tattoo shop, saw a stupid cat bing and wanted to buy it and also start buying display glass pieces, work has been chill af I love my coworkers they make it easier to go to work and be away from Astrid and Robby, also while I was in LA I got a tan line from my birth control, I got to be in Cynda’s room and I deeply want to lay in her bed. I’ve rambled on too much now but summer almost over which is sad but school starting soon so yay! by @dumbassemobitch

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